miss me yet?

Helpful Links and FAQ: http://pastebin.com/iSHvLbZ1

Community Communication:
[The Cabal] #QMC @ Rizon.net (For QMs)
[Hugbox] #ques/tg/enerals @ Rizon.net (For Players)
[QuestMaster Directory] https://twitter.com/Eisenstern/lists/quest-runner-directory (post your twitter link in Spooky/Lively to get added; accounts that spam quest-unrelated messages may get removed)
[Akun] http://anonkun.com/user/Kas (yell abuse at as necessary)
[QTG New Home] https://archive.moe/tg/ghost/

Tools :
[Fool X](Use with Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey)
--[Original Version] http://pastebin.com/W7W2VtrQ (fixed to work with archive.moe)
--[Spooky Variant v.26] https://github.com/Fiddlekins/SpookyX (embeds image links, expands replies inline, adds (You), etc.)
[4chan X] https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x (Use with Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey)

Akun Fixes:
[CSS Restyling] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/css-adjustments-to-the-site-layout/i9nGN8yMn4KJ6ScLo (Current layout thread)
-- http://pastebin.com/eKAvdwgG (Layout Fix)
-- http://pastebin.com/jN4AXt6P (Chat fix)
[Akun Linker v6] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/script-convert-text-links-into-hyperlinks/D6ne9Qez4ZXE24iQN
[Akun TagChecker v2] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/script-html-tag-closer/jnZmuKMcek44eNyym
[Akun ReCap v5] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/re-capitalising-usernames-a-solution-kinda/PpX7ut4nbdjKLxLwr
[Akun AnonToggle v4] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/script-akun-anontoggle/RQu32XEWraq5yoEye
[Akun FollowMap v1] http://pastebin.com/xpV0uUbN
(further information for these scripts contained in the top pastebin)

I want to build a fuckhuge wizard's tower.

How big can I build it before I have to abandon conventional engineering and resort to magic?

How can I best get the resources and manpower to build it?

What should the tower have inside?

Let's talk fuckhuge towers, /tg/

This is a thread created for the discussion of Quest threads, as well as sharing of advice and guidance for aspiring or current QMs.

Please do not shitpost, and please report any shit posters attempting to derail discussion or cause strife. In addition, try to keep tripfag drama to a minimum.

Useful links: http://pastebin.com/6zER8SFg
This link contains numerous writing guides, as well as the addresses of quest related IRC channels.

https://twitter.com/Eisenstern/lists/quest-runner-directory
This is a directory containing the tweets of most current QMs. While a twitter is by no means mandatory, it is a useful tool for both you and your players. If you aren't on the list, post your twitter here and someone will make sure it gets added eventually.

>QM Topic
How far have things deviated from your original notes/premise? What's the most unexpected thing you've had happen during your time running your quest(s)?

>Player Topic
What are your opinions on the rebooting of quests? In what sort of situations, if any, do you think doing so is beneficial? How much do you expect to see kept intact?

Hey /tg/ can we get a pdf thread going. Just had my hard drive crash so I need to collect all my stuff over again. Looking for HeroQuest 2 if anyone has it.

Helpful Links and FAQ: http://pastebin.com/MSvkCCRy

Community Communication:
[The Cabal] #QMC @ Rizon.net (For QMs)
[Hugbox] #ques/tg/enerals @ Rizon.net (For Players)
[QuestMaster Directory] https://twitter.com/Eisenstern/lists/quest-runner-directory (post your twitter link in Spooky/Lively to get added)
[Akun] http://anonkun.com/user/Kas (yell abuse at as necessary)
[QTG New Home] https://archive.moe/tg/ghost/

Tools :
[Fool X](Use with Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey)
--[Original Version] http://pastebin.com/W7W2VtrQ (fixed to work with archive.moe)
--[Spooky Variant v.24.5] http://pastebin.com/vQ9Gx5yc (embeds image links, expands replies inline, adds (You), etc.)
[4chan X] https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x (Use with Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey)

Akun Fixes:
[CSS Restyling] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/css-adjustments-to-the-site-layout/i9nGN8yMn4KJ6ScLo (Current layout thread)
-- http://pastebin.com/eKAvdwgG (Layout Fix)
-- http://pastebin.com/jN4AXt6P (Chat fix)
[Akun Linker v6] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/script-convert-text-links-into-hyperlinks/D6ne9Qez4ZXE24iQN
-- Parses all non-clickable links in chat and stories and makes them hyperlinks
-- Embeds recognised images because why the hell not
[Akun TagChecker v2] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/script-html-tag-closer/jnZmuKMcek44eNyym
-- Checks chat input for html tag pairings on the fly and adds more as necessary
-- Does automatic hyperlinking if you enter a link, as well as embeds images
[Akun ReCap v5] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/re-capitalising-usernames-a-solution-kinda/PpX7ut4nbdjKLxLwr
-- Replaces usernames with capitalised versions
-- Works from a list of username pairings, add yours to the google sheet linked in topic

QMs: Do your players make or request fanart for you?

Players: How do you feel about QM Patreons?

Bonus: How much do you hate the faggot who keeps making Spookies with shitbot pastebins?

Helpful Links and FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6zER8SFg

Community Communication:
[The Cabal] #QMC @ Rizon.net (For QMs)
[Hugbox] #ques/tg/enerals @ Rizon.net (For Players)
[QuestMaster Directory] https://twitter.com/Eisenstern/lists/quest-runner-directory (post your twitter link in Spooky/Lively to get added)
[Akun] http://anonkun.com/user/Kas (yell abuse at as necessary)
[QTG New Home] https://archive.moe/tg/ghost/

Tools :
[Fool X](Use with Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey)
--[Original Version] http://pastebin.com/W7W2VtrQ (fixed to work with archive.moe)
--[Spooky Variant v.24.8] https://github.com/Fiddlekins/SpookyX (embeds image links, expands replies inline, adds (You), etc.)
[4chan X] https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x (Use with Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey)

Akun Fixes:
[CSS Restyling] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/css-adjustments-to-the-site-layout/i9nGN8yMn4KJ6ScLo (Current layout thread)
-- http://pastebin.com/eKAvdwgG (Layout Fix)
-- http://pastebin.com/jN4AXt6P (Chat fix)
[Akun Linker v6] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/script-convert-text-links-into-hyperlinks/D6ne9Qez4ZXE24iQN
-- Parses all non-clickable links in chat and stories and makes them hyperlinks
-- Embeds recognised images because why the hell not
[Akun TagChecker v2] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/script-html-tag-closer/jnZmuKMcek44eNyym
-- Checks chat input for html tag pairings on the fly and adds more as necessary
-- Does automatic hyperlinking if you enter a link, as well as embeds images
[Akun ReCap v5] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/re-capitalising-usernames-a-solution-kinda/PpX7ut4nbdjKLxLwr
-- Replaces usernames with capitalised versions
-- Works from a list of username pairings, add yours to the google sheet linked in topic
[Akun AnonToggle v3] http://anonkun.com/stories/threads/script-akun-anontoggle/RQu32XEWraq5yoEye
-- Allows you to turn on/off Anonposting without opening up the profile
-- Button is next to chat for easy use

“Morrigan,” you say, “that’s the lady.”

She nods at you, her rifle still pointing up the stairwell.

“Come out with your hands up,” she says, “Slowly or I’ll fill you full of holes.”

“Coming,” says the woman, her hands up like before as she edges to the top of the stairs, coming into clear view.

“Is that her Billy?” asks Morrigan.

“Yes,” you reply as you see the slightly surprised look on the ladies face disappear after just a second, replaced by a straight face.

“I was hoping it was someone else…” says the woman, “But if you’ll let me explain…”

“Start talking,” says Morrigan, “and maybe I don’t shoot you.”

“What I was trying to do was get your boy over there alone,” says the woman, her eyes locked on yours, “So I could try and get him to give me some weapons. I want out of here, but they’ve got some of my friends under guard on this floor. I was going to take them out for you but your boy there is apparently not tempted by a woman propositioning to him.”

Morrigan doesn’t look back at you, but you can tell she wants to.

“He’s not tempted by much at all,” replies Morrigan.

“So do you believe me?” says the woman, “Or are you going to shoot me now?”

>Morrigan believes her.
>Morrigan doesn’t believe her, tells her to get down stomach and surrender.
>Morrigan doesn’t believe her, shoots her.
>Other.

Charsheet Maria: pastebin.com/rZP5PnxW (Current as of 2015-03-08, small corrections aside this paste will be cloned, rather than edited, please DON'T bookmark and instead check the most recent thread if you wish to stay current)
Charsheet Helena: http://pastebin.com/Pek8HvDq
Wiki: http://ataleofwitches.wikia.com/wiki/A_Tale_of_Witches_Wiki
Answer collection by based Question Anon http://pastebin.com/h7TvK9yx (Currently being phased out in favour of the wiki)
suptg: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=A%20Tale%20Of%20Witches
Archive.moe: http://archive.moe/tg/search/subject/A%20Tale%20Of%20Witches/tripcode/%210JnhV%2FMfcY/type/op/order/asc/
Newest write-up: https://medium.com/@ATaleOfWitches/the-path-of-absolution-i-d67de4cf33b0
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ConvictCyborg
Ask.FM http://ask.fm/ConvictCyborg

Quest resumes in next post.

Apologies for my disappearance last time.

Can we fucking STOP using fantasy as an excuse?

This type of bullshit is EXACTLY why fantasy is considered SHIT-TIER by 90% of writers and people. This is exactly why people laugh at you.

Because when you are in a D&D game and someone decides to do something entirely unrealistic and unbelievable, and some CUNT says "it's a fantasy game durrrr" as if the existence of magic and monsters means we have a free pass to turn everything into a retarded wankfest.

You cannot cut through a stalactite with a dagger. Unless it's a *very* magic dagger. The existence of magic in the world does not automatically destroy the laws of physics. And even if you HAVE magic, no, you cannot use control animals to give your animal dark vision. You cannot just say "okay I can cast invisibility" every time you want to go through a building when you can only cast that spell 3 times per day.

Let me say this ONCE and ONLY ONCE: The existence of dragons and fireball spells DOES NOT mean that EVERYONE is capable of doing impossible feats that make ZERO sense. Obviously we stretch realism, it's heroic fantasy, not gritty realism. But you don't get to stop making sense just because Dragons and Magic HAPPEN to exist in the same setting.

Fucking retards.....