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>Be vampire.
>Can't go into a house uninvited. Can't eat garlic.
>Dies in sunlight. Modern day image has been ruined by Twilight. Thinks the name Alucard is really fuckin' clever.
>Has to drink blood. Has to sleep in a coffin in some graveyard with disgusting vermin.
>Can't go near a cross or anything shaped like it. Same with running water.
How the fuck do you shower anyway?
>Bibles.
>Wolfbane.
>Spreading rice and seeds makes them count them all.
>Must sleep in their own native soil.
Nice unlife decisions bitch.
>Can't go into a house uninvited. Can't eat garlic.
>Dies in sunlight. Modern day image has been ruined by Twilight. Thinks the name Alucard is really fuckin' clever.
>Has to drink blood. Has to sleep in a coffin in some graveyard with disgusting vermin.
>Can't go near a cross or anything shaped like it. Same with running water.
How the fuck do you shower anyway?
>Bibles.
>Wolfbane.
>Spreading rice and seeds makes them count them all.
>Must sleep in their own native soil.
Nice unlife decisions bitch.