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Hear Ye, Hear Ye! I call to order today's meeting of our illustrious and much beloved Mage's Guild. As you all know, the new semester has officially begun. On that note, due to what can only be described as considerable amounts of irresponsibility on the part of our budget committee, and a general lack of altruism on the part of our faculty, from today on, we will be accepting applications not only for new apprentices, but also experienced mages willing to teach said apprentices for little to no pay. I would further like to take this time to remind our current faculty that, although your pay will be unaffected, please try to limit the more expensive end of your daily shenanigans. Additionally, I would further like to remind you that the Buerocromancers have gotten wise to the old "this apprenticed just so happened to explode in a magic fireball, and we would like to collect his life insurance" trick, and as such you are asked to not randomly commit murder in our halls in an attempt to raise funds for your department.