Rolled 75, 17 = 92 (2d100)
>>37451097Name: Scruffy the II
Race: Human
Cult: Cult of the Mopssiah
Cult Fluff: A cult that venerates the mythical Herald, Scruffitus, a patron to those in the lowest rung of society. He will lead them to greatness and mop up those who dare look down upon their fellow man.
Personal Fluff: Scruffy is the founder of the cult of the Mopssiah. He was once but a lowly serf in service to a local lord, Hans Van Dickbaug. That all changed when the visions started. He dreamt of a world, ruled by metal skeletons constantly playing some form of relaxing, and yet horrifying sound. In this world there was a shining beacon of hope, a giant of a man with a mop in his hand, cleaning up the mess of the metal amalgamations one mop at a time. He spread this message to other serfs for Lord Hans, and soon had a small cult growing.
Special Ability:[Ignorable] - Your relative anonymity among peers allows you to move about without notice, and go entirely undetected in crowds.
Bonus: [Zero-G Double-Ds] - Your crippling addiction to pornograhy makes it hard to converse with people, especially women.
1. A fellow man of the mop, whisper the phrase "PENICULUS judicium contra omnes." A greeting among brothers of the mop.
2. See if we actually can move anything below our waist.