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My name is Daniel McGill. Most folks call me Danny.

I am your all American high school student. Except, I'm really not.

I'm the son of an old, dead god. They say I'm actually a thing called a satyr. What that means right now is I've got a pair of horns growing out of my head, teeth starting to turn into fangs and junky looking eyes. Now there's some other stuff I won't go into right away, but the most important thing worth mentioning right off the bat is, that there are people after me. My dad was killed by someone, and so were most of the other gods. They tell me these same people will be coming after me too.

I don't know who they are or what they want (other than my head on a plate) but no way in hell am I dying any time soon.

Currently I'm just trying to get by, get through high school and keep my younger sister on the straight and narrow. And have some fun here and there while I do it. Okay, I lie. A whole lot of fun every which way I can.

But enough about me.

I've just finished up with my girlfriend Alma and wondering if I should check in on my other guests. A small party had broken out last night. We all had a bit to drink, and when it wound down couples broke off for some private time while others went off to bed. A good host should check on his guests.

> just stay with Alma for the night
> check on Shane, Andrea and Lilly
> check on my sister Jackie
> check on Tom and Kiri

Links: http://pastebin.com/n2r3M9vG

QMs: Do you have an end in mind for your quest or are you just dragging along a corpse that refuses to die?

Players: What was your favorite completed quest? Your favorite new quest?

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Hey /tg/. You know, I've seen bad DM threads, bad player threads, hell, even bad system threads.

You know what I don't usually see? Bad FLGS threads.

So let's hear your tales of shitty gaming stores, shitty owners, shitty clientele...doesn't matter what your perspective is (owner, buyer, cashier), let's hear 'em.

Seriously guys? What the fuck were you think when you kicked us off this board and sent us to moe? You can't touch us now.
>inb4 but muh aki

Anyway

QMs: Why do you refuse to write /y/?

Players: What about Quests with less named character interaction and more talking to random people the MC doesn't know?

Mods/Janitors: Keep doing it for free or Patreons?

Think of a Historical/Mythological/Fictional Figure

Create a servant based on him

Heres a pastebin with old servants /tg/ has done

http://pastebin.com/HnR52iV5

old thread
>>36335092

http://en.shindanmaker.com/413479
fast way to create a servant

QMs: Why do you resent them for doing it for free?

Players: How long until Kaleun, Hexer and Soma gets targeted?

CHAPTER FOUR: PROBABLY

Archives
suptg: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kabbalah%20Quest
moe: https://archive.moe/tg/search/subject/Kabbalah%20Quest/

Character Sheets
Link to editing the spreadsheet (You don't need to login): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cJqoeFxkMKAfwbeeAR_jTa0bxAMvWaMaUuRmjzxc-Hg/edit?usp=sharing

YOU ARE JONNY and you've just woken in a panic in some dark, warm, furry confine. You started thrashing around a little only for your sister Lisa to drowsily reassure you that everything's fine before sunlight floods in, illuminating the tentacle coccoon you'd gone to bed in.

Oh yeah. Now you remember. You're not waking up inside some strange monster, you're waking up inside a known one.

You sigh and slump back down again.

"If it's any consolation I woke in a similar manner my first night." says Lisa. "Anyway, I've seen daylight now. Time to get up and about."

You agree and set about extracting yourself from Peetoo, finding your trainers and bag.

Mmm, dried bison.

"Erm, Jonny... I have combat training this morning with Peetoo, and err, this jacket is too restrictive for it..."

Wait, she's telling you that she has naked combat training?
>I'll, er, meditate over there then...
>What's the problem? We used to take baths together all the time.
>Wait, COMBAT TRAINING?
>Other (Write in)

Racism in games.

How does the DM handle it?

Personally I think it adds to the fun and flavor when you call drow a bunch of niggers. God forbid one member of the party is a tree-hugging liberal elf.

Hi guys and welcome back. If you want to see it, last thread was here http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36763905/
Summary
We fought with some gnolls and a wizard and won, now they are our slaves and mine for us. I have real life things to do right now, so I'm leaving this thread to calcium or anyone who wants to try their hand at it who didn't get a chance last time. Just don't turn into super number crunchers while I'm gone.

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