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Chinamen general!

After his early death during an airplane crash, our MC, a young chemical engineer and fellw fa/t g/uy, finds he rolled a critical success in someone's reincarnation table.

As he opens his eyes to his new life, he finds out that not only did he keep the memories of his previous life, but that he was reborn to a world of sword and magic, the likes of which is dreamt about for years in his previous life!

Furthermore, this world not only had magic on it, but it was run by old RPG rules to the extent that monsters give off drops when they die, and he was now a lvl 1 knight, level 1 noble!

Now 9yrs old, Eldric Lightbringer is visiting the capital of the dwarven empire during his summer vacations, invited by princess Honoria, the 3rd princess of Opal City!

Would it be acceptable for a queen to have male mistresses? Or whatever they are called?

So /tg/ our DM has just thrown a curve ball at my group (we're playing pathfinder)

>We've been working against a large mercenary group that ditched the local lord at a major battle so that he lost and his forces were decimated
>They've been exhorting money, resources and anything else they want from the local villages
>Enter us, we drive off the mercenaries and save the villages
>At the victory feast all of the town elders have come together and decided that they need to give us a reward
>After getting the party pretty wasted they gave us all cat girl slaves, the party was so sloshed that we didn't know what was going on
>During the game the DM has made is clear that in this country cat-folk are second class people and slavery and other abuses are not uncommon
>At the moment the catgirls see okay with being given to us

So we all have catgirl slaves, what do we do? And yes he made it clear that these are the anime catgirl style rather than the covered in fur with feline features style of catfolk

Full Links and FAQ: http://pastebin.com/deSLX3UG

QMs:
>How many plot hooks have your players ignored?

Players:
>What perspective are your favorite quests in? Does the perspective affect your enjoyment of the quests?

Bonus:
>Have you seen the sun in the past week?


Short Q&A:

> When is [QUEST] coming back?
Never.

> [QUEST premise from earlier QTG thread] when?
When you run it.

> Can I run [QUEST]?
Yes.

> Should I run [QUEST]?
Probably not, but that's never stopped anyone.

> Give me advice on [QUEST premise].
It's shit.

>Can I talk about quests on other sites?
>talking about quests
but yeah sure

> Good run times?
Ideally a chunk of four hours or more between UTC 1600 and UTC 0500. Most days have around the same activity. Weekends tend to be slightly more active than weekdays. Holidays tend to be less active.

> I live in aussieland/the moon/somewhere isolated.
Sucks m8, go to WorldTimeServer.com and calculate a proper runtime for yourself, then cry when it's a shit time with no players.

> How fast should I update my quest?
10 minutes for the voting and 20 minutes for the writing is a good ratio. Anything up to an hour to update is generally accepted. If you take more than 90 minutes to post an update, you should try an alternative site.

> I DON'T WANT TO SIGN UP FOR TWATTER TO GET UPDATES ON QUEST SCHEDULES
Then don't. Bookmark the page or the directory.

> I DON'T WANT TO GET A TWATTER TO INFORM MY PLAYERS
Nobody's forcing you to. Don't come crying when you get no votes.

So Saturday is the first time I'll be playing D&D (3.5 e if you're wondering), and ill be assuming the role of DM.
I've read the guides and handbooks, but any advice you have would be much appreciated.

Welcome to Banished Quest!
You take the role of a young mage labeled a criminal by his people and cast out into the wider world. In the last thread you faced the consequences of your actions and promptly decided to run away.

Character Sheet:
http://pastebin.com/8wLGz3HQ
Companions:
http://pastebin.com/tWc3Zjje
Spellbook:
http://pastebin.com/Tu1sVEnQ
Current Missions:
http://pastebin.com/rzD5PPsU

Dice:
http://pastebin.com/nhswziq6
Magic:
http://pastebin.com/aYPzn0aU
Combat:
http://pastebin.com/e1peu2ih
Enchanting:
http://pastebin.com/jUQKQLLx
Fluff:
http://pastebin.com/ydKwNLba

Archives:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Banished%20Quest
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Quidam_Asinus
Ask Page:
http://ask.fm/Quidam_Asinus

Note: Using names or trips in this quest is heavily discouraged. While it is impossible for me to prevent you from doing so, I ask that you not. I will also not count any votes made while using names or trips.

All my lore is useless because I'm only knowledgeable up to spellplague times. Getting into 5E and loving it, going to DM Phandelver and HotDQ for some people who have never played before, and I'm trying to figure out what's been going on, and finding out I can't into the Sundering. Got no clue what's going on there. Neverwinter's gone? But LMoP has the adventurers start in Neverwinter...Can some kind anon explain the Sundering, and perhaps the states of the major Swords Coast cities? Uploading 5E pdfs in exchange.

Does anybody happen to have the Dragon Age PDFs?
Commencing Dump anyway.