Incredible. The story is on time. As always, in Deffwotch, the players are Orks who trick the Imperium into thinking they are Spess Mehreens. They fly around looking for fights, loot, and a right good larf.

Kroz Rubbykonzes - Flyboy
Grimslag 'Eadmangla - Kommando
Wazgor Shakbag - Stormboy
Grakgut Grumwizzlewot - Painboy
Wurrza Zzappar - Weirdboy

Note that Wurrza was unable to show up due to business concerns.

'Ere we go.

So I started up an "evil" game. You know, play the bad guys and all that. I told the players they could start up their own evil enterprises like slave trading and whatnot. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Then one player approached me with a concept for an evil business. He wants his character (and his character's minion) to kidnap elf children en masse and herd them up in farms.

Then he wants to force feed them for months, bloat up their livers, kill them, and extract the livers as foie gras. The idea is that it'd be the ultimate black market food, the tastiest and most buttery ingredient ever.

He wants to cut up the elf kids and sell the rest of their meat as less profitable but still valuable black market foods.

The character's a stereotypical dwarf fighter with a stilted Scottish accent otherwise.

It's kinda creepy. Should I let him go with it?

Can you guys name through history a king who was actually good and benevolent to his people?
I'm in need of inspirations for a good king, what kind of things would he do to help the farmers, how would he manage to fight corruption from the nobles and the church.

Does such king ever existed?

I here the phrase "stormwind fallacy" tossed around on tg and other rpg forums but have no idea what it means. Could someone clear it up for me and tell me what it means? Examples would be nice.

Alright /tg/, I'm going to be running a game of D&D 3.X Set in the 40k Universe. The players are going to be fully functional Space marines.

Can you give me any ideas as to what would make the game Epic?
Pic always related.

Last time you got an exhausted Keiko home and promised her that you would study by yourself today. So you did to the best of your abilities.

Unfortunately, the best of your ability was going to sleep soon after you got home. You only meant to close your eyes for just a little while only to end up sleeping the whole night. You wake up and find that you didn't even write a single thing down. You're not too worried about the homework situation since you're used to not doing any of it at all, the only thing that concerns you is the reaction you're going to get from that stupid math teacher that has a problem with you for some stupid reason.

As you get dressed you think about yesterday; learning about more about Kazuko was pretty nice, Kendo was really fun despite still being sore from getting hit without armor and for the first time in forever you got to give Keiko a piggyback ride.

Tell me /tg/, when it comes down to lewd situations during a game, where do you draw the line? and where do you expect others to draw theirs?

Pic related

Well since mods are letting that mlp porn stay up for a long fucking time, let's talk shit about the mods and how they do it for free, poorly.

PDF thread? PDF thread.
Post what you got.

Rquesting Grimtooth's traps 1 & 2