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All Guardsmen Party Storytime

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 00:34:09 No.34095013 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

I have a storytime from a Dark Heresy group that consists entirely of Guardsmen that I’d like to share if there’s interest tonight.

This is a followup to a previous storytime which was surprisingly well received by you folks, it can be read here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33660810/

This is going to be a little long, so I’m going to wait and confirm interest before I start spamming the boards. Otherwise I’ll just hold off until the weekend.

>If anyone else has stories to share from their groups I’d love to hear them, I hate feeling like I’m the only one here.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 07:23:12 No.34103283 Report

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Well I'm out for the night, I'll check back in if the thread is still up in the morning.

It's been a blast posting this stuff, and I'll come back and do another dump after I finish writing up the next mission.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 10:57:42 No.34105342 Report

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Bampu for sexcellent writeheterosexuality

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 13:51:47 No.34106995 Report

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>>34102921

Saved

Is there a tool out there for quickly doing caps, or do you have to actually take a screenshot of every single post and stitch them all together?

The one time I tried doing it in paint it took me like an hour, so I'm pretty sure I'm doing something wrong

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Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 14:23:24 No.34107368 Report

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Great storytime man, got to say after the start that had to be the most light hearted game of DH I've ever heard of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 14:25:10 No.34107395 Report

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Get Gimp or Photoshop or some other image software that supports layers, it makes life much easier than using paint

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Pokemang Quest Episode 10: The spotlight's on everyones favourite trainer

!DGim1Grf7. Wed 06 Aug 2014 11:35:43 No.33933642 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Welcome back three badge trainers, two badge jobbers and one badge chodes.
mechanics for this quest and party info can be found here http://pastebin.com/sXxAGRCg

Last time on Pokemang quest:
>new 'friend' rather aggressive in her approach
>Oooh a houndoom, that's metal as fuck
>Timmy will be out of your hair soon
>beat a girlboy up
>BADGO GETO
>it's not prostitution if no money changes hands

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 20:20:13 No.33941315 Report

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>>33941255
No Mary x Karen x Sasha is otp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 20:22:59 No.33941381 Report

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>>33941084
Great game m8 and thanks for running.
>>33941247
>>33941255
>>33941315
tfw not being in a relationship is your fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 20:28:10 No.33941507 Report

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Would you be willing to change the fact that Pokemon can only learn 4 moves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 20:45:06 No.33941852 Report

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>>33941507
Posting from mobile and I guess I can throw it for a vote to you guys, boost it to 6 or something
Gee I wonder what the answer will be

Anyways you can follow me @PokeMangQM on twitter for updates on when that anon reminds me to post on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 23:17:32 No.33941852,1 Report Delete

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>>33941084
THE FIRE RISES

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Pokemang Quest: Episode 9: So I creep.... Yeah

!DGim1Grf7. Tue 05 Aug 2014 11:27:48 No.33908255 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Welcome back two badgers, one badge jobbers and no badgers who have restarted their game.
mechanics for this quest and party info can be found here http://pastebin.com/sXxAGRCg

Last time on DRAGON BALL Z:
>Oh shit a furret
>Why don't you have a shirt?
>JUSTIIIIICE
>I want dat Scizor, oh snap!
>Brothers in justice
>Trap leader has appeared
>FUCK OFF TIMMY
>Things go bump in the night

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The Roll-Fudger

The Roll-Fudger Tue 05 Aug 2014 20:12:16 No.33915186 Report

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>>33915167
>Natural look is sexy on you

!DGim1Grf7.

!DGim1Grf7. Tue 05 Aug 2014 20:16:50 No.33915275 Report

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>>33915151
>>33915186
"All ya gotta do is scrub the road off ya and you're as cute as can be" your friend blushes under the compliment and heads for the bathroom, that you point out
Timmy raises his head from the table, a bruise already forming on his forehead from the rock.
"Hey sasha, do you know anything about Olivine City?"

END OF EPISODE 9

I would keep going but I have to be a respectable member of society tomorrow
later anons

The Roll-Fudger

The Roll-Fudger Tue 05 Aug 2014 20:19:34 No.33915338 Report

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>>33915275
>respectable member of society
That some kind of weird aussie dialect i don't know? quit speaking gibberish.

later chuckles

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2014 21:16:24 No.33916583 Report

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Thanks for running You curly haired shit sucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 22:37:53 No.33916583,1 Report Delete

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>>33911675
brutal

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Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 09:01:10 No.28317022 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Your EDH Commander's spark has just ignited.

What's their new title? Mana cost? What're their new abilities?

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2013 02:06:52 No.28328893 Report

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I don't even know where to start with this fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2013 02:08:04 No.28328915 Report

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> Isamaru, Hound of Kamigawa
WW
+1 - You gain 1 life for each creature you control
0 - If a creature was to attack you, it must attack Isamaru, Hound of Kamigawa
- 10 - You gain an emblem that says, "If a source was to deal damage to you, prevent 3 of that damage."
Starts at 4

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2013 04:28:34 No.28331191 Report

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Nobody has one for Nin? My gosh, /tg/. Okay, I'll draw this one up. Be back in ten minutes.

You've let me down, /tg/, for not having one for the best general ever.

Even if you aren't a BDSM fetishist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2013 04:41:04 No.28331358 Report

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Melira,
2GG - Loyalty 4
+1 - Remove all -1/-1 counters from target permanent, it gains hexproof until your next upkeep.
-2 - Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or player.
-7 - Until your next upkeep creatures you control gain hexproof and trample. Put 4 +1/+1 counters on each of those creatures

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:37:48 No.28331358,1 Report Delete

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didnt like the damia of discard i like this better:

Damia, The Stone's Wisdom

2BUG

+2 draw 2 cards then skip your next draw phase

-1 discard 2 cards you opponent skips his/her next draw phase

-10 you get an emblem that says "you have no maximum hand size and at the beginning of each upkeep, if the turn players hand is less than 7 draw equal do the difference"

loyalty 4

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 06:19:26 No.26043436 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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The more I read about the Iron warriors the more badass they become.

Who do you think they're badass, /tg/?

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 14:40:31 No.26049383 Report

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>>26049345
Old (retconned) fluff, throughout the 13th Black Crusade during the Eye of Terror worldwide campaign and most notably at the rush to stop one of the Blackstone Fortresses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 14:53:40 No.26049469 Report

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>>26049001
Dark Eldar would probably help the Craftworld Eldar defend the webway from Ahriman's continued attempts to break in.

Anonymous

Blood Feud!

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 15:03:37 No.26049546 Report

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>>26049469
In the old 13th Crusade the Dark Eldar fought against the Craftworlders and ended up being sealed in their city as a punishment for their dickishness

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 15:58:38 No.26049968 Report

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>>26049345
Necrons and Blood Angels also made a temporary alliance to fight an approaching Tyranid hive fleet.

Anonymous

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Quest Thread General: Taleanon special

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 06:19:59 No.34078482 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Links, read them: http://pastebin.com/0HJJEu0y

QM: Would you ever write NTR as a plot point?

Players: How do you feel about NTR in quests?

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:21:44 No.34087574 Report

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>>34087551
He knows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:22:25 No.34087582 Report

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>>34083719

The whole point of NTR is that you don't see it coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:22:53 No.34087590 Report

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>>34087574
> the seer sees

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:25:45 No.34087645 Report

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Did /tg/ get more pages?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:25:59 No.34087649 Report

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>>34087518
>Eriadne doesn't do hugs, full stop.
Why won't Eri hug me she must hate me!

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/5eg/ Tuesday edition

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 04:49:39 No.34076847 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Bookmarked, searchable mostly-complete PDF available here:

http://www.mediafire.com/view/qcrblfk60vlq89u/DnD_5e_Players_Handbook_(BnW_OCR).pdf

Tarrasque Monster Manual preview: http://www.enworld.org/forum/content.php?1819-Who-Wants-To-See-THE-TARRASQUE-D-D-5th-Edition-Style

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 15:56:27 No.34085194 Report

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>>34084526
>Some spells count as rituals
>"Proficiency" or "Training" grants a fixed bonus to skills instead of points
>Dragonborn and Tieflings are core races
>Warlock is a core class
>The Feywild, Shadowfell, and the Elemental Chaos are still major fixtures in the cosmology.
>Certain sub-classes are intentional references to 4e classes
How is 4e not at least a partial influence of 5e, like all the other previous editions are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 16:00:16 No.34085255 Report

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>>34085194
But it doesn't *look* like 4e does, since that's what makes 3aboos throw shitfits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 16:01:24 No.34085275 Report

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>>34085194
4rries feel offended by the fact that d&d 5 isn't d&d4.5

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 16:04:34 No.34085318 Report

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>>34085275
Wasn't Essentials already kind of 4.5e?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 16:19:21 No.34085557 Report

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>>34085194
>Some spells count as rituals
Too bad most of them are terrible. Book of Shadows would be great otherwise.

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D&D 5e General: Robin Williams Memorial Edition

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 01:32:39 No.34072013 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Here it is /tg/, a personally compiled version of multiple scans in a single document. Minimally bookmarked by yours truly as a bonus.

>filedropper com/5theditionphb-frankenstein

I miss him already /tg/. Jumanji is the first film I ever remember watching. This man was my role model and I am so sad now. Please enjoy and spread my document in remembrance of him

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 04:48:34 No.34076827 Report

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>>34076785
Complete.
http://www.mediafire.com/view/qcrblfk60vlq89u/DnD_5e_Players_Handbook_(BnW_OCR).pdf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 04:50:10 No.34076865 Report

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New thread: >>34076847

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 04:53:31 No.34076935 Report

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>>34076622
Yup.

So, frenzying more than once is pretty much a last resort unless you know you're not going to need to be fighting for a while.

Bit of a steep price to get an extra greatsword hit every turn for a minute.
Which is about the only time it'd be worth it, because anything you could TWF it would be better to use that, because it's the same thing but without the exhaustion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 06:39:29 No.34078831 Report

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>>34073441
Magic items aren't rare. A +1 weapon is uncommon (500gp).

Anonymous

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>>34076622
>>34076935

Easy fix. Frenzying can't add more than 1 level of exhaustion, which is suspended while raging. So you're slow and have disadvantage on most checks outside of combat but you can still hulk out if you have to.

Magical healing such as Cure Wounds removes exhaustion.

Frenzy adds one more attack that functions just like the Extra Attack feature but only while raging. Now it's relevant no matter what type of fighting style you prefer and you're still one attack behind a max level Fighter (but you do hit harder).

Once you get Relentless Rage, Frenzying no longer exhausts you. By that level this would be more of an annoyance than a balance issue, as anyone with spells can heal you between Frenzies anyway and there would be plenty of potions/items that could remove one level of exhaustion. Also by that level other characters are Smiting and critting more often, so your extra Frenzy attack would let you keep your place on the DPS chart.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 06:37:39 No.34078795 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Female dwarf edition

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 14:18:31 No.34107317 Report

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>>34107187
human!drow!20140813

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 14:24:42 No.34107388 Report

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>>34093825
Isn't this how they were to look in Tolkien's Trilogy films? Except the only female dwarves we see on screen are long-shots of refugees and a sketch of Gloin's wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 14:28:30 No.34107441 Report

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>>34107388
that picture is actually concept work done by WETA Workshop for the Hobbit films. IF I have to play in a setting with bearded dwarven ladys thats how id prefer them too look, not men in every conceivable way but with a vagina and maybe breasts if you lucky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 16:30:45 No.34109021 Report

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>>34091332
Damn right.

Dwarf chicks is best chicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Aug 2014 16:32:25 No.34109040 Report

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>>34092166
Of course.
Braided, too; gives you something to hang on to.

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Three Kingdoms Quest Part 13

Raian !lbFP3IKRQc Tue 12 Aug 2014 01:59:46 No.34072613 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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You are Zhu Xing, from the city of Xu Chang. You have governed the city of Wu, eliminating bandits and criminals while recruiting the former-bandit Zhou Tai. With Yuan Shu having declared himself Emperor, Lu Bu's forces prepare for a campaign against him under the Imperial decree.

Character Profile: http://pastebin.com/UTDjnUuX
City of Wu: http://pastebin.com/XG1sZsvu
Past threads: http://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/three%20kingdoms%20quest/

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 07:15:42 No.34079627 Report

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>>34079587
It's a well known fact that Lu Bu cannot be burned as he is already aflame with passion for war. He'd have been fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 07:16:05 No.34079632 Report

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Rolled 58

>>34079616
Zhang Liao did it, why can't we?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 07:16:09 No.34079634 Report

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>>34079563
The risk of the ranged weapons failing was too great in this circumstance

As a small consolation, we might have killed Haung Gai

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 07:16:11 No.34079636 Report

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ROLL FOR THROWING AWAY OUR ARMOR AND JUMPING INTO THE WATER TO SAVE LINGQI
ROLL MOTHERFUCKERS

Anonymous

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The ending post is here >>34079694

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