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The Valiant Universe RPG just dropped in PDF form - anyone else have a copy? I've been skimming through mine. Since it's based off Cosmic Patrol, I like how you rotate narrators, but I wish the powers had actual effects like, say, Marvel Heroic or M&M. But it seems simple enough. Some degree of improvisation required for narrators, without many guidelines, though.
You are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.
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You went to sleep last night with two of your best girls, Bernadette Fairless and Kitten Smith. Good thing it’s a weekend, thank god, but holy shit they will not wake up. You don’t mind, honestly, but lying in bed with nothing to do tends to grate after a while.
Kitten grumbles as she cozies up on your arm, keeping it down. All she wears is a tank top and her pretty pink panties from way back that Anna made for her. You still think those are cute as fuck. And on your other arm, Bernadette Fairless slumbers like a rock. She’s not even cuddling, she’s actually just lying on top of your arm.
You can’t feel that arm anymore, and you have a slight suspicion that it’s somewhere compromising.
There’s a knock at your door. Oh boy. This is going to take some maneuvering.
> Just lie there. > Try and stealthily get your arms free. > LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR > Write in
I just figured out how to decisively win the 40k setting. just hear me out
>set up a communications network across the galaxy, ensuring that as many orks as possible are able to use it >find a well known warboss, somebody trusted by orks everywhere, like ghazghskull or something >have him send this message across the network >GOOD NEWS BOYZ! WE KILLED EM ALL! WE DEFEATED DA HUMIES, DA ELFS, DA BUGZ, DA ROBOTS, AND EVEN DA LITTLE BLUE TASTY ONES! ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS KILL DA ONES YOU'RE FIGHTIN AND IT'S OVER, WE WON, DEY ALL DEAD! >billions of orks across the milky way now believe that everyone but them is dead >suddenly, the imperium of man explodes in a red mist, along with all non-greenskin xenos >flawless victory
The curtain of fire blocks your line of sight, but if Meckor hasn’t moved, you don’t need eyes on target. You drop Waldric and step forward in front of Ro, and aim your gun at about where you remember Meckor being when you last saw him, and start shooting. After a few shots, you feel more or less like now’s the time to rip his throat out, so you drop the gun.
Rowan senses what you’re about to do before you do it. “No!” you hear her say from behind you. and sprint forward under the guidance of blind instinct, directly into the heart of the inferno.
It’s like running up a waterfall. The fire envelopes, singing off the condapede blood that’s splattered on you. Your clothes smoke and burn against your skin, though they don’t disintegrate like they should. You feel some other kind of power, not your own, resisting the destruction meant for you. You lean forward into the blaze and force forward.
It’s hotter than you thought it would be, and your skin tingles painfully. You feel that weird, otherworldly energy around you contest actively against the incredible heat, but it’s weakening. You can feel the power fracturing around you.
But then your head comes out of the fire, and you find yourself face to face with Meckor, his boney visage contorting into one of detestation at your surprise appearance. He has no time to react.
Hello /tg/, today I would like to invite you to try out what is possibly the most entertaining mod for Dawn of War - Firestorm over Kronus.
Before you ask: "how is this /tg/ related?" let me assure you: this mod is as close to TT as it is possible for an RTS. All unit costs, abilities and options are in line with their respective codex entry. The game currently runs on 5th edition crunch. I will post some screenshots now. For those of you who would like to try it out here's the link: http://www.moddb.com/mods/dawn-of-warhammer-40k-firestorm-over-kronus/#4743865
Scannon here, the hero /tg30/ doesn't really deserve, but got anyway. I saw there was a bit of arguing in the last thread, apologise if by my actions I caused anyone grief. I'll start off with the fluff for the Battle of Paramar, and we'll see from there who wants what. I'll have the entire book scanned by the end of the day, and then I'll ask who wants what done next, Visions or one of the other two Isstvan Army books.
Would you fuck a female dragon? No, I don't mean some anime girl with a tail tacked on. I mean a dragon dragon. Like Deathwing but as a chick, in full dragon form. With lava spewing from her vagina.
