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FUCK QUEST episode 10 part 10.2

!!gJwhmPB7G+T No.32815368 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Continuing part 10, so let's just hop right into it. Previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32793309/

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Whitney and Rose devour their helpings of roast pork and taro, tearing at the food with their bare fingers like animals, washing it down with gallons of kava. Ms. Carte merely picks at her serving. And poor Vivian is still too much of a mess to eat at all. She lies slumped against the table, drooling.

"I think we fingerbanged her retarded," Whitney says between bites.

"Oh, she'll be fine," Rose says. She prods Vivian's shoulder and receives no intelligible response but the word "cum" slurred over again.

"...She'll be fine, *probably*," Rose qualifies.

Watching that spectacle has left you in need of release too. But even you're not as crazy as Rose and Whitney were to do something so outlandish in such a public space. At the bar there were shadows to hide in; here, the beach is lit by hundreds of paper lanterns and you sit shoulder-to-shoulder with over a thousand Palauans. Whipping your dick out is just asking for trouble, isn't it?

A man at the galley table adjacent to yours flags down one of the cart-pushing food vendors. "Can I get some coconut pie?" he asks.

"Nnn," grunts the vendor, shaking his head. "Problem in the kitchen. Dessert won't be out for a while."

"Problem? What problem?"

"Some crazy woman." The vendor shrugs and wipes his grubby hands on his apron. "American tourist is raising hell back there. Thinks she owns the place."

"That's ridiculous!" the man cries. "I want my food--"

"Tell someone who cares," the vendor says, taking up his cart again and strolling away.

You tug at the man's apron as he passes. "Excuse me, sir. Where is the kitchen?"

The vendor points to a squat brick building on a hill overlooking the beach. He continues on his way.

You think you'd better go see what shitstorm your dear sweet mother is brewing now.
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Ghaz Codex thread - GO!

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I just got my LE Ork codex and scanned the important stuff from the Ghaz sup.
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13th age true ways

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Anyone hate the true ways pdf to share? =) I would be very grateful

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Could the God-Emperor of Mankind in his prime defeat Asura?
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Yet another Missing Primarch(s) theory

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Ok, I know there's like a billion of these, but I've never seen this theory before, so I figured I'd throw it out there and see what everybody thinks.

First off, what do we know about the Lost Primarchs? According to the Horus Heresy books, they were killed by the Space Wolves for unspecified mutations and/or deviations that the Emperor declared unacceptable, all records of them were erased and their remaining marines who were deemed fit for service were rolled into the Ultramarines.

Now, what could have happened that was bad enough that they'd be expunged from all records? Not even the Traitor Primarchs got that treatment. Granted, these were two isolated incidents that happened early on, whereas the Horus Heresy was simply too big to hush up, but then why bother keeping the first two Traitor Primarchs (if that's what they were) secret even after the general public was aware Space Marines could go bad?

I guess it could be just the Imperium trying to save face. If there had been early warnings as big as two Legions going rogue before the Horus Heresy, the Emperor would look pretty bad for failing to prevent it. On the other hand, if the Lost Primarchs HAD fallen to Chaos or something similar, why DID the Heresy come as such a shock, even to people who knew the truth? And the few times it comes up post-Heresy, they're still the implication that whatever happened was still "worse" in some way than what Horus did. No, I think it's something else entirely.

Moreover, since at least some of the Missing Legions' marines were still considered fit for service, we know it's not a problem that affects their geneseed. Maybe the Missing Primarchs' "deviation" wasn't <i>physical</i> at all. Maybe it was an ideological difference. The Emperor found something unacceptable about their beliefs, something not all of their space marines agreed with and thus some were spared, on the condition they not talk about what happened.

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>NECRONS AT WAR

>Necrons often strike without warning, issuing forth silently from tombs far beneath a planet’s surface or teleporting directly into battle with their target. They are implacable foes, remorseless in advance and virtually impervious to enemy fire. Marching in silent phalanxes, they unleash precision volleys of crackling green gauss energy that reduce flesh, armour and bone down to its constituent atoms. Amidst the phalanxes stalk eldritch machines and vehicles of strange, macabre design. Looming over all are the Monoliths, Obelisks and Tesseract Vaults, great floating ziggurats of destruction.

>Victory against this unforgiving and unstoppable force will require the lesser races to stand united, and time for them to do so is swiftly running out. With every world the Necrons reconquer, the ancient empire comes ever closer to rebirth...

Divided they will fall, united they still will FALL. What once was, shall be again. Glory to the Phaerons! Glory to the Necrontyr Empire!

Since you lesser races need all the help you could get I present you a gift.

Warhammer 40K 7th ED Rulebook
http://www.mediafire.com/download/s22o5fki9q18v5t/A_new_era,_the_same_story.mobi
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CYOA Thread

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CYOA Thread
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Kobolds

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Sup /tg/. My group just recently ran through the Sunless Citadel adventure, and we all immediately fell in love with Meepo the Kobold. Unfortunately, our DM is new and prefers fighting over story so he skipped over some stuff and kind of left Meepo out of the conclusion, and we don't really know what happened to him. So, I've got a two-part thread for you guys:

First off, after doing some brief googling, apparently Meepo became sort of a celebrity among D&D players, and his story has expanded beyond SC. Can any of you detail this?

Second, Meepo has inspired me to make a Kobold character next, and I was hoping for stories/tips/info/pictures relating to Kobold PC's.
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So 13 True Ways is supposed to be out today, has anyone gotten their copy yet?

Also 13th Age General
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