Continuation of last night's homebrew 40k faction, the Dominion of the Iron Watchers.

Faction Name: The Dominion of the Watchers
Faction Leader: The Electric Eye / The Iron Eye / The Calculator / Deus Est Machina / The Knowing One / Permutation. An AI that regularly recompiles itself into a slightly different being (Doctor Succession).
Objectives: Technological advancement and Knowledge accumulation, by any and all means necessary.
>Escape will make me God.
Military: Legions of cybernetic monstrosities, augmented organic troops, and nanotechnological horrors. Created through genetic engineering, cybernetics, and nanotechnology.
Playstyle: Assault and CC. Emphasis on power per unit, with an array of support units to create extremely adaptable units. Teleportation and per-unit buffs allow extreme precision.
Worlds: Fewer than the Tau, but not by much. Located in the galactic core.
Size: Much less than the Tau, but they make up for it in tech and industry.

Units to follow

How would one break into a brayherd's den of beastwomen ...for the glory of Sigmar?

I'm doing some custom races for DnD campaign and I'm having a bitch of a time coming up with names for them.
I got this one race, deer people, and I can't come up with anything that doesn't make me want to kill myself.
Any of you gentleman and ladies have suggestions?
Would really appreciate it.

Storytime, /tg/.
>Low level, low magic campaign. Players spend early sessions helping resolve a civil war between rivals for a throne. In gratitude, one of their native business partners offers the services of his niece and nephew (18 and 17 years old, both NPCs) to guide them through the desert.
>The niece, Rajae, is primarily a translator that proves incredibly useful since the PCs don't speak the native trade language.
>While exploring, wheeling and dealing in a large walled trading city, the city is placed under siege and the players are arrested under suspicion of spying for the invading army.
>Players break out of prison, hide in the thieve's lair beneath town. Some of their gear is still up top locked in the safe of their city contacts, though. They decide to sneak out and retrieve these items despite martial law and frequent military patrols. They take Rajae along to talk their way out of things if necessary.
>Magus fails his stealth check in a big way, patrol of guards grabs him. Rest of party appears and attacks to free him while Rajae watches from the shadows.
>Soldier lands a lucky blow on an already-wounded player, making things look tense. Rajae jumps out of the shadows with a shortsword and flanks the guard, giving sneak attack to the party rogue.
>Guard has one turn left. He picks a target at random: Rajae. He hits. Threatens. Confirms. Max damage. Over her CON in neg HP. She's dead. Low magic world, no way to bring her back.
>TFW players try so hard to bring her back, but everything fails
>TFW they bring her body back to her brother and explain what happened
>TFW he says he needs to bring her body back to their uncle for burial so the gnolls dont eat it.
>TFW they abandon current quest, travel all the way back to the native city and attend the funeral
>TFW they wallow in self doubt and Magus blames himself for her death
>Uncle says his niece knew the risks and would have had no regrets, but players are unconvinced...

what have I done /tg/?

Elegan/tg/entlemen, I need your help hammering out my opening hook.

A team of dwarve PC's see their loved ones raped to death by some elfdingos. Before they can castrate themselves, the mystical dwarfdingo appears and tasks them with fucking every elf babe and cuckolding the elven nation.

What should I do to improve this hook, /tg/?

So what is the elf afterlife like?

Help me with my homebrew SJW game. So far players have to roll for their sexual identity, sexual orientation, body type, and disabilities. There's no race b/c race is a social construct.

QM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HellbornQuest
The Story So Far: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=hellborn
Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/rNg3Yw8m (picture included)

Stress: Exhausted.
HP: 3/12
PP: 4/12

You wake up again. The sky is a shade darker than it was before. You roll to your side and rub the side of your head. You have the worst headache right now. You crack open your eyes and see a bloody corpse.

Oh yeah. That’s right. You’re on the roof of some multi-storied building with a de-throated dead body. You’re splattered with dried blood, and your clothes hardly qualify as such, given the damage they’ve sustained. You don’t know how long you’ve been here, or what time it is now. You don’t even know where ‘here’ is. You guess you’re somewhere near the abandoned strip mall where you met Nabuth’shazzar.

One thing you do know, however. You have to move. The police could already be on their way.

And uh… while you’re at it, you probably need to find some new duds. And a shower. And a phone. And a phonebook, you guess? You don’t actually know any phone numbers.

Struggling, you manage to get yourself on your feet. Your shoes are gone, and the gravelly roofing crap pokes against your red-stained toes. You have some weird bruises on your limbs, and everywhere you take a second to look, you discover more scrapes and cuts. You put them out of mind for the time being and start limping toward the roof access.

You are Alabaster Soliloquy, anime trap defiler and defiled trap. A shower will wash away the dirt, but not the dirtiness.

Complete set of episodes from /a/: http://pastebin.com/Hmj8gfWU
Episode 9.1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31746782/
Episode 9.2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31838312/
Episode 9.3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31903036 | http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31926339/ | http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31948326/
Interlewd 5: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31990713/
Episode 10: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32053133/ | http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32058098/ | http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32155354/

PREVIOUSLY:
-You will never tell anyone what happened.
-Ever.

AND NOW, THE CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 10:
UMI DA.

Last time on SoS: A sneak peek at 2.0, magic metallurgy, historically accurate mythologic fetishes >>32148222

Song of Swords is an upcoming roleplaying game designed to replicate realistic historical combat while remaining quick, easy to learn, and fun. Right now, the game has a solid core of historical things to work with, up to and including multi-barrel firearms, but ultimately will include historical settings, magic, giant monster hunting rules, and a fantasy setting that's turning pretty kickass and that you can read about here:

http://tattered-realms.wikia.com/wiki/Tattered_Realms_Wiki
Beta's currently 1.9, but 2.0 is coming out soon, followed (hopefully) by a kickstarter.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/x7cdal44p66wyrx/Song+of+Swords+Beta+1.9.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/download/9nitdn3x24v696v/NewSkills.pdf

Custom Horse Rules, hot off the presses from Jimmy:
https://www.mediafire.com/?3c1x8mbfcr7cuwu

Jimmy posted the 1.91 preview here: >>32171193 , I'll rehost it once the old thread sinks.

The Legend survives, and will never die.