You are Alabaster Soliloquy, nakadashi knight and savior of anime club. Your efforts continue to encourage cross-cultural understanding and diversity.

Complete set of episodes from /a/: http://pastebin.com/Hmj8gfWU
Episode 9.1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31746782/
Episode 9.2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31838312/

PREVIOUSLY:
-Mom and Ms. Carte set aside their cattiness long enough to clean the dining room following a catastrophic food fight.
-Your quiz bowl coach Mr. Langley and former rival Vivian are both excited about the national competition in Boise. You didn't have the heart to tell them you won't be going.
-You had a foursome with your tomboy girlfriend Whitney, student council president Rose, and Vivian. Things are starting to feel like an honest to goodness harem!
-You stopped by Turkish Cultural Appreciation Club, only to find foreign exchange student Fazil giving club member Kimberly some hands-on experience.
-You did something nice for your older sister Cerise. She seemed to appreciate it. Things sure are looking up for you, Alabaster.

AND NOW, EPISODE 9.3 OF FUCK QUEST:
JUDGEMENT DAY.

Hey outlanders

How does it feel to be stupid dumb n'wah fetcher scum, while we're the master race around?

Also, all your s'wit bitches would gladly ride my spear for two drakes. You mad, f'lah?

Traveller General - Salvation Army Edition

"Welcome to Traveller, a universe of crime, money, portable nuke launchers and potatoes leading you to your doom."

"Wait....w-what? NO POTATO NO!!!"

>What is Traveller?
Traveller is a sci-fi RPG my Marc Miller. It was designed to be the sci-fi counterpart to D&D which in a way it did, and did well. Its main features includes fun-as-fuck anything generation (Weapons, Ships, Player Character, Solar Systems, Quest etc) as well as a gritty, realistic combat system. It is hallmarked as one of the "Big 3" of RPGS, namely D&D, Traveller and Runequest.

>Is it fun
Very

>How do I get started?
Right here citizen.

>http://pastebin.com/swinsu7x
Tonnes of supplements as well as the core rulebooks (Highly recommend using Mongoose Traveller).

>http://www.mediafire.com/folder/r778br7g7ux9q/Traveller
More supplements

>http://www.mediafire.com/folder/nv43tcbhp1n58/All
A few Traveller books and the hard-to-find Traveller5 PDF (Warning: Not for newbies)

If you are new to Traveller or are reasonably interested, please do not hesitate to ask about it in this thread!

>Running a Pathfinder game in skype/irc
>Players are in a seedy inn full of thugs
>Three guys and girl
>Couple of them waving weapons around making threats
>One of the thugs stands up, drawing a dagger, and says "Maybe we will kill YOU instead and take the girl for our trouble!"
>Party explodes in OOC chat telling me I cant make comments like that/rape isnt funny
>The player of the female character is trying to get them to shut up so we can get playing
>Two of them rage quit saying for us to "Enjoy our rape fantasy"

What the fuck just happened?

Having played DE for the last couple of years I thought I'd give the new eldar dex a go. Here's the 1st list I've written that I'm happy with, was looking for any opinions or critiques on it (local meta is a mix of marines, guard, tgrey knights and chaos, few guys are starting Tau)

HQs:

-Farseer (singing spear, spirit stone of anath'lan) 120
-Spiritseer 70
-2 Warlocks (1 singing spear, 1 witch blade) 75

TROOPS:

-10 Dire Avengers in a Wave Serpent (scatter laser, holofields) 265
-10 Guardian Defenders (bright lance) in a Wave Serpent (scatter laser, holofields) 245
-10 Guardian Defenders (Starcannon) in a Wave Serpent (scatter laser, holofields) 245
-5 Rangers 60
-3 Jetbikes (shuriken cannon) 61
-3 Jetbikes (shuriken cannon) 61

FAST ATTACK:

-10 Warp Spiders (Exarch with spinneret rifle, fast shot and marksman's eye) 235

HEAVY SUPPORT:

-Fire Prism (holofields) 140
-Fire Prism (holofields) 140
-3 War Walkers (2 scatter lasers each) 210

Aegis Line (comms relay)


Spiritseer deploys with the dire avengers (taking conceal and another power from runes of battle)
Farseer and a conceal warlock sit with the brightlance guardians behind the aegis line.

Does anyone have the Helbrute dataslate pdf? I am also looking for the Imperial Knight codex pdf

You are Alabaster Soliloquy, mindbreak maestro and sex Lazarus. You get knocked down, but you get up again.

Complete set of episodes from /a/:
http://pastebin.com/Hmj8gfWU

PREVIOUSLY:
-You let your mom in on the conspiracy swirling around you. In light of the news, she became a little overprotective.
-You met with David Darkbloom again at a quiz bowl competition. He invited you to his home in Palo Alto for dinner next week.
-Your biology teacher/lover Ms. Carte was savagely beaten by agents of Darkbloom. To protect her, you let her take shelter in your home. She wants you and your harem to flee for the island nation of Palau.
-You broke student council president/femdom enthusiast Rose's mind with tender lovemaking.
-You got a soothing massage from Mom. Ms. Carte and your older sister Cerise both saw.

AND NOW, EPISODE 9.1 OF FUCK QUEST:
OMNIBUS.

Have you ever actually had a honest-to-god damsel in distress in your RPG? Illusions and shapeshifting monsters don't count.

Mentlegen:
With about $235 I could purchase 2 Lego Kingdoms chess sets, with about 32 minifigures each, and another Vikings chess set also with 32. With that many lego soldiers/period figures available, the wargame/board game possibilities would be *endless*. I would have to go 14 days without spending a dime to buy these things on my current budget, which I could do by eating food that's already around the house and biking/walking everywhere.
On the downside, that would mean no steak, no lattes, no beer, no cruising for babes, no kombucha (jk), no nothing for 2 weeks. What would /tg/ do?
Bumping with Lego chess materials.

Well, I was wondering if anyone has come with an idea to port Dark Souls to a roleplaying system. If not, how whould you do it?