So, what's /tg/ bringing to FNM?

I'm bringing a GW Standard Hatebear list. It started as white weenie splashing for Selesnya Charm, then I kinda went off the deep end with my 2-drops. The idea is that by lowering my average P/T slightly, I get access to cards that are both disruptive and aggressive (Keening Apparition, Judge's Familiar, Imposing Sovereign, Selesnya Charm, etc). Can't afford Brimaz or a 4th Voice, plus Brimaz doesn't really fit the game plan. I know the 2x Scavenging Ooze seems extra weird, but BG graveyard is becoming a real thing at my LGS. The only matchups I'm really worried about are control and anything with access to Anger post-board. I think Boros Elite and Mutavault would improve the control matchup, but Judge's Familiar is more disruptive than Boros Elite and the mana base can't handle Mutavault. Lastly, I'm considering a 3rd Spear just so that I see it more often. Thoughts?

4 Soldier of the Pantheon
4 Dryad Militant
2 Judge's Familiar
3 Voice of Resurgence
3 Imposing Sovereign
2 Keening Apparition
2 Scavenging Ooze
3 Banisher Priest
3 Loxodon Smiter

4 Brave the Elements
4 Selesnya Charm
2 Spear of Heliod
2 Ajani, Caller of the Pride

4 Temple of Plenty
4 Temple Garden
11 Plains
3 Forest

SB: 3 Glare of Heresy
SB: 2 Revoke Existence
SB: 2 Rootborn Defenses
SB: 2 Scavenging Ooze
SB: 2 Unflinching Courage
SB: 1 Renounce the Guilds
SB: 3 Skylasher

Do you have a girlfriend /tg/?

so, i freaking love the thallax models from FW, and as a IH/Vostroyan player i want to include them in my "mechanicum like" collection. I have the actual rules for them laying around and my friends think its k if i allie my IG with 30k mechanicum. Altough i want to find a way to better use them in 40k. So i'm considering converting them into bullgrim count ass, giving them riotshields or something. Or allie my IG/IH with a commander far sight army and field them as battlesuits. What do u guys think is the best option of these three?

Also i'm ordering them tonight from the chinaman

Welcome to Harem Protag Quest. You are John Galt, the sentient protagonist of a harem show. Aside from having to gather and keep your harem, you will have to deal with various other obstacles at the Cassandra College of Witches.
>Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY
>MC: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p
>Other Characters: http://pastebin.com/SCdW9jJi
>Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR
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>Current Stats:
>Protag Points: 366
>Mana 25/25
>Harem Status 5/5

You are John Galt and you have a gorgeous woman on top of you, one that you just told that you loved her. Such is the life of a Harem Protagonist.

It’s several moments before Akeno responds, this time with a squeeze and a chuckle.

“You’re so cheesy,” she says, laughing into your neck, “Giving me that speech and then saying that.” She leans up and kisses your neck lightly, her lips tingling on your neck.

“But I guess that’s why…why I love you. At least I think so.”

She looks at you from your shoulder, her eyes locking on yours.

“It’s hard sometimes…I’m still not sure I’m in control of my emotions all the time. So…give me some time to be sure ok?”

You lean down and kiss her forehead, which she leans into.

“Then I’ll give you all the time in the world, so we can both be sure,” you say, holding her close.

This gets you a happy murmur from the dark haired beauty on your chest.

It’s here, as you rest in a warm bed, that you feel something nearly oppressive hover over you. It demands that you act.

>Spend 10 Protag points.
>Spend 30 Protag points.
>Spend 50 Protag points.
>Spend 100 Protag points.

What is Traveller?
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Traveller

Music to Explosive Decompression to;

>Old Timey Space music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w34fSnJNP-4&list=RD02FH8lvwXx_Y8

>Slough Feg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM7DJqiYonw&list=PL8DEC72A8939762D4

>Goldsmith - Alien Soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwCcrhUdgOI&list=PL56A81A723975A961

>Herrmann - The Day the Earth Stood Still
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ULhiVqeF5U

Do you think a story where every major character, good and bad, is a mary sue could be pulled off?

[QM Starter Guide] https://docs.google.com/document/d/1emQ6IYzRYN4MG45Zl9a-0UH0ARuWLaBB_U924NXc-DY/pub (YMMV, read at your own discretion)
[How to English] http://www.cws.illinois.edu/workshop/writers/
[QuestMaster Directory] https://twitter.com/Eisenstern/quest-runner-directory
[Stuff About Dice] http://pastebin.com/MhwpNLBm
[Self-Editing Tips] http://thewritersguidetoepublishing.com/self-editing-tips-from-new-york-times-bestselling-author-gemma-halliday
[Refining your prose] http://davidgaughran.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/self-editing-back-to-basics-part-i-guest-post-by-karin-cox/
[Writer's Quick Reference] http://www.ravenscourtpress.com/uploads/4/8/0/6/4806696/selfediting_quickref.pdf

Players' topic: Why do people like Cerise? Seriously, she's shit. Boring.

QMs' topic: Ahaha, mode of 20d6? What the fuck were you thinking?

http://www.creative-assembly.com/job/130905/associate-producer-warhammer

Still playing with your toy soldiers? Here go get a job in it and move out of our basement already /tg/.

I will literally suck the LIFE out of the dick of the guy who points me towards an ill-gotten PDF of Jon Peterson's book "Playing at the World".

Not joking, I will do it.

>pedshit BTFO GENERAL
>erp child molesters asswounded
>degenerate mod fired
>quests are getting banned
>praise the fucking sun
>no rest until /tg/ is /d/-free
previous thread here >>31751508

what's your favorite thing about the new /tg/? my favorite thing is that the creeps finally paid for their crimes when the logs were revealed