Are elves monster girls?

Okay, so who plays this game? It has been almost a year now since the Olympus kickstarter, so people must have gotten *something* from their orders by now. And there must be somebody out there is Aegyptus stuff.

How does it play? Is it fun?

This may be a stupid question but do we know the God Emperor's real name? Because I've only seen him referred to as the Emperor.

Whats up with the Sons Of Malice?
Based on the little information we have on them, they seem promising.

Less Magical Realm, more Pokemon

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You are Kat, an orphan, Pokemon trainer, skilled pickpocket and thief.

Badges: 3

Traveling Companions:
Robin - Fellow Trainer/girlfriend
Vance - Martial Artist/close friend
Jeanine - Aura Reader/friend

Current Party:
Devon (Houndour)
Destiny (Horsea)
Vlad (Golbat)
Zappy Dan (Magnemite)
Leviathan (Gyarados)
Nibbles (Tyrunt)

Won't be too long tonight. Exhausting week, but it's all finally coming together.

I've convinced my Rogue Trader players to board a space hulk and I need some suggestions for how to make them regret their foolhardiness.

The party, consisting of a Rogue Trader, a Seneschal, a Voidmistress, a Navigator and a Dark Heresy Ascension-level Psyker, boarded the hulk alone and are presently separated from their boarding craft. They've made their way to what they've surmised is the primary lift shaft of the principle vessel with an eye towards making it to the bridge. Conditions are semi-airless and they're all wearing armored voidsuits (AV3) and equipped, principally, with lasguns; the Rogue Trader is rocking a lascutter.

There are signs of armed struggle throughout the vessel with lasburns scoring the walls, floors and ceilings of the main passages through which they've traveled so far. They haven't been able to discern a clear pattern to the blast marks, leading them to believe that the crew was firing at targets all around them, throughout the ship. They did not find any bodies in any of the main passages.

The Seneschal, who has a number of ranked up lores relating to legend and antiquity, has dated the vessel to approximately M33, placing it in the Imperium's heyday following the Scourging and they're all lusting after the sweet, sweet archaeotech that it may contain.

The time has finally come. But it has. Years of hard work, some shrewd schemes, and occasional outright theft have finally paid off. The Petty Waif has arrived from Tsilokar, her hulls burgeoning with slaves, and a portion of their wealth goes to you - your scrounged money was wisely invested in this venture. The final price you'll collect is dependent on the value of the slaves on the market, but it's bound to be plenty. You only put 80 sterlings in, a far cry from the amount paid by the truly wealthy, so you're almost the last to pick your slaves - but not the truly last. A long-bearded goblin holding a ledger calls you up and informs you that you are entitled to any four of the seven remaining slaves. This should be more than enough to pay off your own indent, and put you well on your way towards true wealth.

Slightly slower last thread. Void Reavers were taking on Captin Bloodfagg, Fulgrim killed the dreaded Heretek Mercer, and the Salamanders entered the scene.
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How can people play this game? The mechanics are just absolute shit.

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