GUYS I'VE GOT IT

GUYS

LISTEN TO ME GUYS

PLEASE GUYS

GUYS

OKAY RIGHT

WHAT IF

GUYS

WHAT IF WIZARDS RELEASED

LISTEN TO THIS SERIOUSLY

WHAT IF WIZARDS RELEASED A NEW SET OF FETCHLANDS JUST LIKE ZENDIKAR ONES

BUT THEY COULD ONLY FETCH ONE BASIC LAND TYPE

Just enough," You say loudly, clearly, allowing the Magical Girl currently pointing her huge-caliber handcannon at your face to hear. Allowing the small smile on your lips to widen ever so slightly. "Just enough to show this bitch what she's dealing with."

Risa's reply is a harsh cackle, one interlaced with what sounds like a predatory beast growling deep in its throat, in preparation for the hunt.

+ Was hopin' you'd cut loose a little bit, go full throttle an' everything, but this is fine too. + The wolf-eared girl's voice whispers in your mind.

+Let's get those fucking points. Let's take her fucking skull. +

Well, this was early:

http://fantasyflightgames.com/edge_minisite.asp?eidm=245&enmi=Star%20Wars:%20Age%20of%20Rebellion%20Beta

Edge of the Empire just launched and they're already putting out a beta for Age of Rebellion.

It's also bullshit that it's a book you have to pay for. You're basically paying them money to be allowed to proofread and find bugs in the game for them. And unlike the 40k betas, the Star Wars one doesn't come with an equal discount for the final product, and there won't be a PDF.

Guess we're all begging for scans then.

So are Hormagaunts worth it now.?

Rebooting an RP thread here because the /co/ mods put it on autosage. To summarize our adventure so far:

You are the BRAVE KNIGHT. Your holy quest is to seduce the SULTRY DRAGONESS. You have KNIGHT ARMOR, a LOYAL STEED, and a SWORD OF INADEQUATE SIZE. You are outside the lair of the SULTRY DRAGONESS. How do you proceed?

>eat horse to gain his powers

You look your LOYAL STEED deep in his unknowing eyes. Long has this horse borne your weight. Long has it suffered and asked for nothing in return, save for the occasional handful of oats. In this whole wide world your LOYAL STEED may be your only true friend. You unsheathe your SWORD OF INADEQUATE SIZE and proceed to try and hack through your LOYAL STEED's neck. The LOYAL STEED lets out a surprised whinny with the first strike as you sever its spine and it slumps to the ground, mortal fear visible in the one eye still looking towards you. With a second blow the LOYAL STEED is no more and with a third the head is removed entirely.

Not knowing where the strength is contained in the creature you hack off the dick, testicles, and carve out the heart. While you're about to take your first bite of your LOYAL STEED's freshly hewn testicle you hear something moving inside the lair of the SULTRY DRAGONESS. Perhaps she has awoken? What do you do, BRAVE KNIGHT?

>offer her some fresh horsecock

(cont. in next post)

You have always wanted to be an emperor. That ambition has burned dimly in the past, tempered by reality. Now the opportunity to realise your ambition has arrived and you are determined not to let it slip. Now is the time to build your empire and become an emperor.

Last Thread: You are the knight, Talon York, and you are an emperor, but not the emperor… yet. Last thread you determined how you would organise Vitria post-conquest and announced to the nobles of the city exactly how things would be. You have also declared yourself emperor, though strictly speaking you’re maintaining the title of imperator. You’re currently in a common room of the House Hawkins spire with Maloric.

Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Aspiring%20Emperor%20Quest
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AspirationalQM
Master Pastebin (links to all pastebins for AEQ): http://pastebin.com/6Su7M3fh
>no updates
>lorebin update still in train

>some housekeeping
1. Next thread will be 1st March at 5pm EST. Remember to keep an eye on Twitter for possible updates as that’s where I’ll announce any delays.
2. This thread will end by 1:30am EST.
3. This is a planning and social thread. No action.

Rolls are d20 and the best of the first three posters. Please quote the post you are voting for or rolling against.

>Now, with further ado

You roll up a cleric. Who is YOUR god?

Hello, /tg/ and welcome.
I didn't see a thread like this before, so I figured I'd get on it, as it is something I've always wanted to run.

With every post that involves an Action, please roll 2D50's.
You are allowed only two actions each post.
1) If you use Attack action you cannot use Defend action
2) If you use Train action you cannot use Attack action or Blessing action.


Welcome, Benders of all Nations.

A Nation in Charge.
In an a collective vote by the council of Four Elements, you were selected with the following privileged, you may only choose two.
Remember, you are not guaranteed the ability to bend.
You must make a fluff post describing why you can bend. Up to GM's discretion in the end.

Nation Sheet:
Name of Nation
Colour:
Army:
Blessings:
Misc stat:
Fluff:

0) Council Selected:
You were selected by the Council of Four Elements to test run a nations capital with it's army by your side.
(You start with control of the nations capital and a small army of +2 to your roll, gaining 1pt per lvl with a max of 5pts)
*Natural blessing you start with, it does not cost a Blessing Point.

I) Military Family:
You were given a small army of well trained benders aside from you main militia.
(+1 to every Attacking or Defending roll. With a max of 3pts)
Lvl 1: +1pts
Lvl 2: +2pts
Lvl 3: +3pts
*You may use this roll only once every five turns.

II) Divine Ruler:
You may re-roll any roll that you have rolled against player.
(It must be an action or Defending roll and you must declare it immediately. )
*You may only use this Blessing once. It will recharge once you've captured a town/nation/city.
If you choose Divine ruler, you get -1 to your starting army.

III) Silver-tongued Diplomat:
You may roll a special roll to convince a town/city to join your cause or hand over power to you. (Your roll must beat the others and does not count as an action roll. If you win the roll you gain control of that territory.)

Well, looks like janitor application time is coming up. Good. Then I can cleanse this board of the disgusting ERPerverts and lewd. My /tg/ would be a clean, pure board again! Enjoy your final days you sex-fueled scumbags.
Pic related: your tears will be delicious.

So, who here is going to apply to become a janitor? What kind of plans do you have for /tg/?