What if the Emperor was female?

So, /tg/ what's your opinion on this?

They have a Kickstarter which you can find by Googling it, but I'll give you the cliff notes.

It is a "digitally-enhanced miniatures game." It uses a mobile app to run a game, automagically putting together all the rules, miniature locations, giving you on screen prompts for what to do when X Y or Z happens negating the need for a rulebook.

The catch is that is also adds in an ease of expansion, since some of the figures (basically you have giant robots and their pilots. The Robots are the physical models, the Pilots are basically DLC for the app, and so exist only digitally) are purely digital, you can slap together an expansion easily and cheaply to add new characters. This could lead to a lot of moneygrubbing, and it isn't clear if they are even tradeable.

On the other hand, the app-based system could also lead to very easy tweaking. Pushing an update to the apps could mean that the broken or unclear rule could be easily fixed, and there is no arguing about RAW because the app makes all the rules decisions and it knows the RAW.

Oh also they offer painted minis as well as unpainted ones.

So, thoughts?

What is your house's coat of arms and what is it's motto?

do any of you guys play card games like magic or yugioh? if so what deck builds do you usually use

Oh god its Ex Illis 2.0

iPad edition

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1613260297/golem-arcana

Does anyone have this pdf? I've looked all over the place to no avail.

>Unmet expectations edition.
>Current World Alignment: +1. Optimistic Shonen.
>Current Waifu Level: 0.29

>Competing Waifu: Konoko
>Konoko's Waifu Level: Annoying Childhood Friend

You are a girl. An attractive girl, with a silly hat, bizarre clothes, and sentience.

The sentience part is the only thing out of the ordinary in this world.

Though it grates on you, you can not exist separate of the protagonist's narrative- you must earn enough attention to be autonomous. Which involves working your way in to his life, much to you chagrin and irritation.

You've managed to get in to the protagonist's house. "Anon-kun Incognito." One of the worse names that you've heard, but his name. You blush and give a shy smile, as he digs in to the food that you and Konoko cooked for him. Konoko is similar to you- a character dependent on the protagonist's attention. She was his childhood friend. She's smiling, playing the part well, but any time you catch her eye, she gives you an icy look back. You have a truce. She's sentient too. She's displeased at your introduction of magic to the narrative. She wanted a slice of life with sports themes.

Well too bad for her. You play with the hem of your robe, being bashful. Trying to think of the backstory you'll have to introduce, and how.

"So, what's your story anyway?" He talks with his mouth full. Probably thinks it makes him funny, "Why were those guys after you anyway?"

His double 'anyway' bugs you something fierce.

"Jeez, Anon," Konoko speaks up, trying to steer the conversation, "Can't that wait some time? I'm sure she-"
"Mrko-chfranf!" Anon burbles through a mouth full of food. You'll lean back from the chewed up splatter that comes from his lips.

Konoko rolls her eyes, but is silent. Anon is looking at you with expectation.
>Your move.

New Wargame on Kickstarter : "SotS : Ground Pounders"
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kerberosproductions/ground-pounders

Set in the sci-fi Sword of the Stars universe.

Alpha demo and Screenshots on GamersHell (linked from the kickstarter page).

Turn-based cross-platform game on PC and Android (and iOS, Mac, Linux if the stretch goals are met).

It's time to go on that adventure you always wanted but since it's dangerous to go alone, take one of these items

>a Legion flight ring
>a lightsaber
>a phaser and tricorder
>a Power Ranger morpher
>a pokeball with a non-legendary pokemon of your choice inside

So which one will it be?

PREVIOUSLY on A Black Comedy: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=A%20Black%20Comedy ...
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It is a slightly overcast afternoon in the City of Oblastgrad.

You step through a large pair of polished oaken doors, a package slung over your shoulder that needs to be dropped off. Beside you is your good friend Tom Riddle - stitched up all posh and dapper as usual - who has taken it upon himself to escort you through the Carrowmere Manse. The foyer is every bit as elegant as you recall. A checkerboard floor of polished marble and obsidian. Candlelight wafting from orichalcum chandeliers. Spiral pillars that dance upwards to the cathedral cieling, magicked to reflect the sky above.

On the balcony of the second floor, the noblewoman you came to visit - the Marquessa Amelia Carrowmere - greets you with a curtsey and an outstretched hand. It is all so picturesque - the very portrait of a Noble Household, greeting a knight errant who had completed for them a quest of great importance.

Or, well, it would be if the package you were carrying wasn't a squirming paladin provocatively gagged and bound. It's also somewhat ruined by the fact that the Marquessa isn't wearing one of her elaborate jeweled gowns that she was to court; having instead opted for a short silken bathrobe over lacy undergarments. You'll certainly give her points for confidence - she's pushing 50, after all - and even more points for managing to retain her -confidence- despite her advanced age.

Really, by the time that you get to the fact that the butler is wearing a torture device in miniature around his neck - the Holy Symbol of Crassus, a deity in the same pantheon as your Tepes - you're just grasping for details.

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