Another unsuccessful day, another day without progress.
Another day spent pointlessly browsing through internet forums and watching meaningless TV shows.
When will you ever get a job? When will you ever get enough money to move out of this down and out apartment?
As you ponder these questions your head hurts, and your body sways, hitting the couch as you suffer from sleep deprivation you're left with little choice but to:

[ ] Go to sleep
[ ] Go to sleep
[ ] Go to sleep

Old Shadowrun general thread is dead.

I was messing around with the new alchemy rules for SR5 when I came across an interesting idea: One of the new additions in SR5 is Alchemical Preparations which are basically spells in a box. You have less control over them but you can prepare them ahead of time and have them set off by a specific trigger (either command, touch, or time). One of the written examples is a pool ball enchanted to explode with a Fireball spell after a certain amount of time.

So here's a thought: Turn bullets into preparations for combat spells and set them to touch triggers.

Hey guys, anybody upload the Farsight Enclaves Supplement yet?

So, any of you good anons got a hold of this? All I've been seeing is a bunch of second hand rules so far.

Is it me or are the clean Oglafs are the most funny?
Also why the fuck don't they get WE WANT IVAN BACK, I PERSONALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GRIER, (the vampire is cool though)

Also Oglaf thread

General Thread Quest

It's basically pre-scanned. Anyone wanna upload the epub?

How much anti tank trouble would I be in if I only fielded Missile Broadsides for heavy support?

Or can I rely on fusion blaster suits to eat up AV13-14?

Matt and Pendleton Ward have just switched places. How do you feel about the next Ward codex?

>What is Infinity Wars?

Infinity Wars is a Digital CCG, which means it'll probably be guilty of a disgusting money grab. I've never played a Digital CCG before, just the real ones that rape you through the ass for all your money. I assume the goal of this game is the same, but it's pretty fun, too.

It was created by two nerds (one of which is shamelessly self-whoring, he has two cards named after him and drawn in his likeness), and the other of which does all the actual work like programming and what not. They launched a modestly successful Kickstarter and IndieGoGo campaign and I was one of the unfortunate souls who backed them, having just quit Magic and being desperate for a card game.

Imagine playing a card game without having to actually smell the people near you. Now you're thinking.

>How do I get in?

Closed beta right now. But I can invite as many people as I wish into it. All you have to do is go to http://infinitywarsgame.com/ and create an account. Then post the account you created in this thread and I'll invite you in.

>What do I get to start?

No clue. I'm sure a really, really, shitty precon. You can complete quests to get other shitty precons and some cards. Playing other people will get you points to buy packs. You can play merged deck mode if you have a shitty deck - it puts everyone's cards into one pile.

>Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n9n0SSwKmZY

The interface doesn't look this shit anymore, thank God.