Olympus God of Knowledge/Fertility, Trinity/Visions/Gospel/Destiny

“Um, Sloane.” I say, edging away from the pack of tailors. “What is going on.”

The tailors look me up and down like a starving wolf examining its next meal.

“Now relax Solaron, this will all be fine.” Sloane says in what he seems to think is a calming voice as he moves to block the door. “These people are here to help you into an appropriate formal outfit.”

The tailors close in, reaching out with various tape measures and bits of fabric.

“Sloane, you did, ah, explain what we usually wear to events like this?”

The look on his face says it all, there is no hope for me. When the horde of tailors descend upon me I consider trying to eat one of them, but the knowledge that that wouldn’t stop the rest stays my fangs. In a matter of seconds I am lost in a swirling maelstrom of fabric and grasping hands.

“No, wait, don’t pull on that. Argh! Watch where you’re stepping! Sloane, help!”

But my cries fall upon deaf ears, and I can only hang on for dear life as they assault me from every angle. Finally they leave me be, seemingly content with the level of their brutality, and leave me and Sloane alone in the room. The paladin seems pleased with his dastardly trap, and I can only glare in return to his self-satisfied grin.

Would you eat a blueberry?

And most importantly, how would you cook her?

About to start a Stars Without Number game. I was reading through the book and they only have 4 PsiTech objects.

I've been brainstorming a few ideas and would like to see if /tg/ had any. I'd like to avoid some of the super huge let's fuck over the game mechanics kind of stuff. Anything from medical, social and military ideas welcome

How do you negotiate with a demon, /tg/?

In my Pathfinder campaign, there's a demon lord (basically, a fuck-off strong demon who has powers rivaling archangels - basically demigods) who, through a ritual a long time ago involving the summoning of a devil (in this campaign, devils are just evil gods) onto the material plane, was born a mortal with crazy demon powers. He was treated like shit for his obvious demoniac influence, killed a few family members out of anger, and eventually became hell-bent on creating a "utopia" where there is no death, all policing and menial labor is done by undead, and he rules eternally over the universe. He tried to conquer the world once, and was sealed away. He's gotten unsealed, and is about to summon a devil which will somehow result in his being freed (we're not sure how that'll help him, but there you go). My character, through the various bullshit that has gone on in the campaign, is more or less broken, and wants peace. Also, the only plan on dealing with this guy is resealing him, which just extends the problem out a few thousand years - negotiation is what my character would try for at this point. Can you think of any way to reason with a being like this? You guys probably need more details, which I'll provide as needed - the campaign's been going on for over a years, so there's a lot of details.

So I'd been thinking about trying Warmachine for a while, and apparently they have a new faction about to come out. Is this a good time to jump into a new game? I wouldn't feel so silly not having the best stuff if i have the only stuff they have

Hello, /tg/! I'm writting you this post because today I was talking with a friend of mine about roleplaying and Anima came up. Now, I own the core book and an expansion that my friends gave me as present, mostly for the drawings because some of them are truly amazing, but I have never been able to give it a chance myself, mostly because none of said friends like the system, I've been hearing stuff like you use your weapon as armor and your armor to calculate damage and similar stuff, but I'm not judging it without playing it myself. Now the friend I was talking to has had the "luck" to play Anima with its creator as the DM, since she knows him from school or something like that, and she says that it was the absolute worst, because the guy was so full of himself for having released his game that he didn't even bother describing stuff because he thought that just because he knew it every player on the table should know how everything was. I'm sure this kind of stuff doesn't affect every group, as ever master is different and once you get your hands on a game you are free to use it as you please and balance it as you see fit, so I'm just wondering if I should give it a chance or just stick to D&D 3.5 and it's homebrew (which is our basis right now for every medieval/fantay game), or if we could get suggestions for that kind of play, because I've read a lot of bad stuff about 3.5. Thanks in advance ^^

BLEACH QUEST XXIII
>Do you feel lucky?

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First, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3. If you delete rolls, I will discard that and take the second highest roll.

>Last Time!
>The last of the white caustic regenerative fluids vanishes as your newly formed arm cocks back, the hand created seconds ago in a clenched fist.

Her attack slams into your mask, utterly shattering it. At the same time, your empowered fist slams into her jaw with an echoing thud.

You both struggle to keep standing, but she collapses back into the desert sand first. As she struggles to remain conscious, you look down at her.

“…I win.”

As she finally passes out, you lose the feeling in your legs, collapsing ontop her her as you too succumb to unconsciousness.

When you wake up, you find yourself laying down, you head resting on something other than hard stone. Trying to look round, you see that you’re in the cave and your head is resting on Harribel’s stomach. She looks to be asleep, resting from your fight.

Sung-Sun, Apacci, and mila Rose are all curled up as well.

>actions?

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150 images limit on the other thread so here we go.

Apocalypse, /tg/, Apocalypse.

Is the new book any good? Is it still as retarded and unbalanced as it was before? Is it still the game you play once a year to remind yourself why you only play it one a year? Or did they get it right? Are super heavies worth the investment in points if you have the models gathering dust somewhere? Is the hierophant still a T9 W10 2+/3++ monster?

Our Apocalypse has always been houseruled to hell and back to make it more fun. Most importantly no one is ever allowed to play sober.

40k apocalypse general.