So, the original attempt at a Monsterhearts parody quest, Monstrosity Quest, was deleted and it seems pretty definite now that the original QM isn't going to re-post it. Let's get things going again. I'm going to switch things up a bit - the setting is still a British school in a small countryside town, but we have a new protagonist, who therefore needs a new name.

So, who are you?

This is the erotic tongue-in-cheek supernatural quest in the guise of Twilight and other ‘modern’ interpretations of horrific monsters. This quest will feature sex and fetishes which can and likely will go to extreme places. Keep that in mind. Most important of all remember that this is supposed to be fun. Don’t take it too seriously.

Unlike usual Quests where we play as one character over the course of many threads. We’ll start with one and move onto others so we can explore different monsters etc.

To start off the Quest we’re not going to be a monster at all. We’re mortal.

We’ll start with a basic character creation and then I’ll expand on it.

The Setting: It’s present day in a small English countryside town of Barrellton. You are in your last year of secondary school and two months away from leaving.

>Name:
>Sex: Male (calling it for the first character)
>Age: 16
>Description:
>Rich/poor/average
>Family:

HOW THIS WORKS:

1-People write stuff
2-We wait 10 minutes
3-A poll is created with all those ideas
4-We vote on the best one (5 minutes polll)
5-We show the post that won
6-We continue to post more ideas based on the posts that won
7-Go to 2

BLEACH QUEST XV
>You must be mistaken, I’m not Kubo!
>But you must be Kubo, or else you wouldn’t be here.

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First, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3.

>CRITICAL MASTER I

From now on any and all crits within the first ten rolls, good or bad, are stored to be used on the next roll, exponential affecting it if there’s more than one.

>In the Blood

You’ve awakened your inherent Quincy blood!

>Sixth Sense

Takes the first five rolls when searching for spiritual energy
>Also: Skills:
>{------} - are currently at 89 out of 200 for this Rank of (------)
>Swordsmanship - are at 62 out of 600 for Rank 2 of Swordsmanship. You are now an ametuer swordsman!
>Zanpakuto - are currently at 499 out of 10,000 to reach next rank- can only be improved by training
>Control- You are currently at 50 out of 300 for Rank 1 of Control
>{----} You are currently at 0 out of 500 for Rank 1 of {----}
>Hollow powers- You are currently at 0 out of 1000 for Rank 2. New skills available!
>Sixth Sense - You are currently at 250 out of 1000 for Rank 2 of Sixth Sense
>Quincy- you are currently at 401 out of 1000 for Rank 1.

Skills available to purchase!
>{----} - 500 xp
>{--------} - 500xp -77xp towards
>{---- ----- ------------} -1500xp

You have 500 xp to spend

Last Time!

BLEACH QUEST XV
>You must be mistaken, I’m not Kubo!
>But you must be Kubo, or else you wouldn’t be here.

Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20Quest
Bleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOp
Thread (XII) at Suptg- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25667025/

First, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3.

>CRITICAL MASTER I

From now on any and all crits within the first ten rolls, good or bad, are stored to be used on the next roll, exponential affecting it if there’s more than one.

>In the Blood

You’ve awakened your inherent Quincy blood!

>Sixth Sense

Takes the first five rolls when searching for spiritual energy
>Also: Skills:
>{------} - are currently at 89 out of 200 for this Rank of (------)
>Swordsmanship - are at 62 out of 600 for Rank 2 of Swordsmanship. You are now an ametuer swordsman!
>Zanpakuto - are currently at 499 out of 10,000 to reach next rank- can only be improved by training
>Control- You are currently at 50 out of 300 for Rank 1 of Control
>{----} You are currently at 0 out of 500 for Rank 1 of {----}
>Hollow powers- You are currently at 0 out of 1000 for Rank 2. New skills available!
>Sixth Sense - You are currently at 250 out of 1000 for Rank 2 of Sixth Sense
>Quincy- you are currently at 401 out of 1000 for Rank 1.

Skills available to purchase!
>{----} - 500 xp
>{--------} - 500xp -77xp towards
>{---- ----- ------------} -1500xp

I'm GMing a campaign for the Dresden Filed RPG, and I'm going to write Slenderman in as an NPC enemy. Anyone written Slenderman or a Slenderman-like figure into an RPG before, and how should I stat him? I figured high speed, but with the catch that it only works when you don't notice him.

Hi /tg/, quick question about Dark Heresy (and sorry for bad English, yo!).
I am looking for the atomic bomb rules they putted in one of the DH sourcebooks... I don't remember which one and Google failed me.
Thank you in advance!

"It's like trying to bring a Flying Fortress in on one engine," you say, falling back on the only clean analogies you're much good with. "Not enough power, no matter how hard you run it. Bring in a few more engines, eh? Shift center-of-gravity off your shoulders, just a bUUUF!" you exclaim as Minna crashes into you and wraps her arms around you. She hugs you so tight you're sure you hear your ribs creak.

"Sh-shut u-up you f-f-fucking m-m-moron and y-y-your f-f-f-fucking a-a-a-irplanes g-ggoood daaamn," she wails into your chest. You feel her tears soaking into your shirt, and hug her back by reflex. "Y-you've bb-b-en driving me c-c-razy and I wanna f-f-fuck y-your brains out and I f-f-feel like a ch-cheating d-dd-irty w-w-whore for d-d-roping Kurt so quick and y-you're not so tough e-either you big phony so j-just a-admit it!"

You close your eyes, wrap your arms around Minna, and admit it. It sucks to admit you're human - you can feel fear, be hurt, be powerless to change things - but you also get to have moments like this. You squeeze Minna tight in your arms, reveling in the clean smell of her hair and simple companionship, and let the seconds pass like hours.

It's now official, C'tan shards can combine and become harder to control as they do so.

So I've got it into my head to do Chaos Space Marines from the Emperors Nightmare Chapter. Primus Colour scheme is nice but wondering what colour to do the trim, or if it should be left like the rest of the armour as with the loyalist colours.

Also Slaanesh thread for reasons of looking for inspiration for cultists and daemon prince.
Also Emperors Nightmare thread because, after my googlefu failed me, I refuse to believe that nobody has ever painted at least a unit for that Chapter.