>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24980431/
You are Nola Ferdis, a street runner in the Underhabs of Zone 34-12, property of Bolbo the Hutt, the local Spice Lord.
You wake in the alleyway, still under the warm neon glow of the scum-hive above you.
Rain patters down around you, forming spirals and ripples of pink and green in the water of the drainage ditch. This is as close to beautiful as Zone 34-12 gets.
The scent of scorched hair is strong in the air, and your limbs feel leaden and heavy.
The strange black cube lies on the ground before you, the destroyed hand scanner fizzling next to it in pink neon rain.
>What do you do

ITT:

Dream campaigns/games you know you can never run, and why you can't run them.

For me, Disneyquest. The entire world is from a disney film. Great goodguys, vile villains, magic, and no shortage of the feels. Per-session requirement, each player MUST break out in an improvised song, or get no experience.

It'd be woderful, and would be by far one of the most amusing games I ever ran.

Why I cant run it? Nobody I know sings well enough, let alone improvises well enough to pull it off. The one time my roommate and I perfectly improvised a song about our Halloween themed bathroom to the tune of "Part of that World". Shit was cash.

So there I am, playing a by-the-books Paladin of Pelor, when the GM throws a shitty "hurr hurr, Paladin falls" curveball at me.

In a session where some wizard in the woods is stealing children from town, apparently with the help of goblin minions, we go on a rescue mission to get the kids back. We kill a bunch of surprisingly useless goblin guards, and at the end it turns our that the "Goblins" were the very kids we were sent to rescue, mind controlled by magic and illusioned to look like Goblins so no one would recognize them.

My Paladin falls for this, because he killed Innocents.

So that is kind of shitty, and there never really was any explanation as to why the wizard would even both using kids for that when he could probably go hire some actual goblins for half the effort, but whatever.

I take the approach with my Paladin that Pelor may have lost faith in me, but I have not lost Faith in Pelor. I have no paladin powers, so I am pretty much just a Fighter now, but I decide to keep adventuring that way until I can prove myself still worthy.

Not long after that, I get my chance. We come across an Inn that is being fucked up by some Giants. We kill the Giants, but the cleric gets knocked into the negatives during the fight. Survives, but out of commission for a while.

My Paladin runs into the burning inn looking for wounded, helps a couple of people out, and drags out a heavily wounded woman.

So I turn to the GM and tell him "I lay on hands."

Previous Threads:
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II - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19189280/
III - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19211609/
IV - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19303155/
IV OT - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19310246/
V - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19348726/
VI - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19385639/
VII - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19471031/
VIII - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19517724/
VIII Ovoretime - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19525939/
IX - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19517724/
X - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19878847/
XI - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20087955/
XII - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20386832/
XIII - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20636078/
XIV - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20780005/
XV - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20919642/
XVI - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21358140/
XVII - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21794066/

The year is 2032.

An age separated from the pasts of two distinct worlds. Of perhaps only a lull after far too long a horrendous conflict. An age of daunting uncertainty.

Not that you're all that concerned. No, worrying yourself to death is about as far from your style as a succubus is from a slime.

After all, you're alive, you've got your friends.

And you finally got your frosty mitts on that fucking sword.

Plus you're currently on the horn with some catgirls. There's always that.

"A ride. We would very much enjoy a ride." You release the key to the radio and wait. It doesn't take long for the response to crackle through.

“Where are you right nyaw? We'll bring the hind.”

Honestly, the Drow are one of my least favorite portrayals of Dark Elves. I'm not exactly sure why.

HELLO BONESINGER.

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amirite?

Past: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23960024/

The setting takes place in alternative universe of Mahou Shonen Quest where Hayate "Susan" Ayasaki never got recruited by Bureu because he got kidnapped by unknown group who are kidnapping people with tragic pasts.

You are taking the role as cyborg ninja Crimson Fox, an operative agent of Bureu and your sword is a highly advanced device that refers as Hokage.

Your father is Professor What, the greatest scientist hero that evens exist but you despised him greatly because he never been with you since your mother dead at your young age. And also you DESPISE people who forming own harem because it reminds you too much about your own father...

Your partner Katsumi is a catgirl who love to trolling peoples but in combat she is pretty fearsome agent thank to her brutish fighting style with her staff.

Your current mission is to prevent the unknown group to kidnap other potential agents; Sasuke a ninja from Uchiha clan, Guts the Black Swordsman and Peter Parker who posses spider abilities.

Can anyone come up with a cool/reasonable story as to why Dark Eldar would ally with Imperial guard to fight a GK force? (preferably without the IG being their captured slaves)