Welcome to Exalted: Chained to the Sky! This is a quest using the setting (but not the mechanics) of White Wolf's Exalted RPG! It will be a primarily text-based quest, because my art skills make the Cyanide & Happiness guys look like Don Bluth.

Your character has two visible stats: Health and Willpower. Health measures how close he is to dying; Willpower measures how close he is to losing his mind or will. In addition, our hero starts out with a number of hidden stats: Physical, Mental, Social, Essence. Physical measures how much physical smackdown he's able to bring and take, Mental measures how perceptive and how much psychic pain he can take (and dish out), and Social measures how good he is at delivering social assaults and how effective he is at dealing with other people generally. Essence measures how much Essence he's got. Note that minor power usage won't usually consume Essence; calling your weapon to your hand, identifying and tracking a local spirit, or making your voice audible over even a large crowd are examples of minor power usage. Major power usage, on the other hand, will usually drain Essence, though Essence can be replenished. Launching or deflecting an incredibly powerful blow, summoning a demon or implanting a hypnotic suggestion into an unwilling target, or turning a peaceful crowd into a lynch mob would all be good examples of major power usage.

Commands will be chosen based on popularity, primarily, but where possible multiple commands will be carried out.

With that in mind, it's time to pick our first character:

> Stalker in Raven's Shadows, Day Caste Abyssal
> Tepet Javara, Fire Aspect Terrestrial
> Brass Teapot Tempest, Slayer Caste Infernal
> Laughing Sky, Eclipse Caste Solar

First 124 threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Scholomance
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/23072794/

Wiki:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blatant_Fetish_Quest

Previously on Blatant Fetish Quest, our protagonist, Max Power, learned that 'he' was actually a female with male genitalia, as a result of having an incubus as a father. Three years later, Max flew to Romania to enroll at the prestigious Scholomance, a school for magic, meeting Liz, your new girlfriend, on the way. On arriving in Romania, you learned that the Scholomance is extremely deadly and that only half of each class proceeds to the next grade each year.

You joined the Lotus prestige society, and befriended Lotuses. Upon arriving at the Scholomance, a city-sized school hidden in a cave that's bigger on the inside, you discovered a tower and found your father chained up in the basement. You're currently trying to balance Dextra Domini, rivals, commitments to your society, relationships, and studying while trying to survive.

You're half-way through November. Your first two dryads hatched and your mommy-instincts kicked into high gear. You survived a mysterious attacker. You've been perfecting your body.

You just finished having some private time with Liz.

What do you do now?

Why does the majority of /tg/ hate the stereotypical elf (lithe, human with pointy ears) but love the stereotypical dwarf? (stocky, small hairy human

Is it because most of /tg/ identifies more with the dwarf? Or is it because the general consensus is that other people prefer elves more, so it's some sort of special snowflake syndrome? IE, elves are too mainstream and we don't like them because other people like them

How many of you guys roleplay in MMOs?

Guys, I've been trying for hours

How the fuck do I coolcast?

>pic related, I'm going to polandforge if this shit doesn't let me in soon

Welcome to ERP General.
There is an ERP group run by /d/enizens on Fetlife if you're looking for a group.

Please keep the thread clean, especially in regards to images. The banhammer is always watching.

> Prompt: Do your character's kinks or hard limits differ from your own?

>The blacksmith engraves her name on your blade after repairing it.

Things you would say to your king but not your wife!

Ok so its me again..slowly crawling to victory..should i do spaceport before the industrial production one that is just north of where i am?
I unlocked the honour guard commissary but im 5 bloody req points too short to get him now and im scared of doing spaceport without the early commissary..what do?
Any tips for spaceport overall?
This is the second attack turn i have btw after this attack i have to end turn.

What is /tg/'s opinion of Petyr Baelish, AKA Littlefinger, AKA King Baelish?
He's the greatest of them all.