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Hear ye, hear ye, I call to order another meeting of the Mage Guild. All involved, please attend.
We are in the throes of an emergency, my friends. An emergency! As you know, it's currently winter. We have an agreement with the Guild of Actual Seamstresses not to use magic to make clothing unnecessary, and they're holding us to it. Unfortunately, if you'll turn the Guild Charter to chapter 82, sub-chapter 18, page 912, sub-page 6, paragraph 7, you'll find that "all Mages of Appropriate Standing in the Guild must at all times appropriate to Winter Wear comport themselves in Mittens or Gloves with a Starry Pattern on Violet Background." The Actual Seamstresses, however, used all of their purple dye on clothing and banners for the recent royal wedding, leaving us with nothing. NOTHING!
This is the greatest crisis in recent memory. What can we do to solve it?
We are in the throes of an emergency, my friends. An emergency! As you know, it's currently winter. We have an agreement with the Guild of Actual Seamstresses not to use magic to make clothing unnecessary, and they're holding us to it. Unfortunately, if you'll turn the Guild Charter to chapter 82, sub-chapter 18, page 912, sub-page 6, paragraph 7, you'll find that "all Mages of Appropriate Standing in the Guild must at all times appropriate to Winter Wear comport themselves in Mittens or Gloves with a Starry Pattern on Violet Background." The Actual Seamstresses, however, used all of their purple dye on clothing and banners for the recent royal wedding, leaving us with nothing. NOTHING!
This is the greatest crisis in recent memory. What can we do to solve it?
