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>Here's the /g/ wiki's page on Lisp:
http://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php?title=Lisp

>To foster discussion:
Which dialect do you prefer?
Do you use Emacs or a different lisp-based editor?
What was your first experience with lisp?
What have you made in lisp?
What is your favorite Lisp program?
What do you like about Lisp?
How do you think Lisp is (one of) the superior programming language(s)?
How long have you been programming in Lisp?
What are your favorite Lisp resources? Please share, preferably links!
Is Lisp your main programming language or not? Regardless, what do you primarily use it for?
What would you like to see in the Lisp general?
What was your favorite aspect of the Lisp machines?
Do you think we'll ever get something similar to the LispMs again?
What is your preferred method of documenting your code?
In the dialects that allow it, do you make many reader macros or not?
Do you use more than one dialect? What are they and which do you prefer?
What do you consider the criteria for what constitutes a Lisp to be?
What is your favorite function in your chosen dialect(s)?
The previous thread:
https://rbt.asia/g/thread/46476458

Challenge:
Create a short function of at least 20 lines. Calculate the parenthesis on one line beforehand and add no more after you start.

I found this thing (https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/wikey-the-tiny-cloud-computer) on Indiegogo and I'm not really sure if I should get one. It can really do a shitload of things and save your files.

I like the idea and the size of it the most but don't understand some features like Remote and Security. What do you guys think?

>Programming in something different than DelphiYou just got #rekt /g/

Sounds playing randomly on repeat as if there was an add playing in a window.

>no such window

Firefox stable with adblock etc etc etc

Please fix.

http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/specialdeals/mac/macbook_pro/15

which one of these should i get

>19 year old poor-as-shit
>Be poor-as-fuck student
>Live in shitty slovenia, witch as you can imagine is also poor-as-shit
>One day walking up to the castle(witch is on a small hill, for those of you that havent yet visited this metropolitan country, for shame), when i see a group of elementery students on a trip
>My headphones were broke so i borrowed my friends apple earphones(old ones, not buds)
>walking past elementery schooler's group when this kid a third of my size stops me
>He said hi and asks me what kind of headphones im wearing
>Mfw he actually proceeds to take them from my hand and compare them to his, identical apple headphones
>At this stage it was obvious the little fucker was pretending to show off in front of his friends

continued

http://www.cultofmac.com/311876/apples-massive-cash-hoard-makes-richer-141-countries/

you fags sure got told.

1.3GB of updates a month; why is this even allowed?
It's only for Windows and Office.

Why the fuck updates weight so much? Are they replacing all graphics each time or what? I don't believe that they're replacing 1.3GB worth of code.

Why are OS X UIs so well-designed compared to other operating systems? They're so clean, fresh and tidy; beautifully simple, and simply beautiful.

>e-hentai costs 100,000 dollars per year to mantain
Is that true? Holy shit.