Why do we hate NTFS again?

Desktop thread

>Looking at how things are (unexpectedly) shaping up, I now feel it would be a good idea if you change the name to something else than uBlock (including logo), so at least to be distinctive enough from my repo.

https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock/commit/581bc66509e8bf94d65a7ee54ba850116cede3c0#commitcomment-10579566

gorhill is officially pissed off at Chris "The Jew" Aljoudi for taking this many liberties with what is undoubtedly gorhill's extension.

What will happen?

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Guys please can someone help me.

I paid some third worlder to make an app for me. I have the .apk now, but I can't upload it to the Google Play store because it needs to be zip aligned. The third worlder can't be bothered to do it and hasn't spoke to me in like a month.

I've searched the entire web and YouTube for tutorials and it's people like "open this command prompt looking window and create your certificate files" then just closes it without saying how you do it.

StackOverflow is worse they're just like "lol input the necessary commands to get your keys then run some scripts to place it into this" blah blah.

Can someone please, please tell me in a way that a complete beginner would understand how I zip align this apk? All I have is the apk that's it. It's really pissing me off as I paid like $250 for this app and I can't put it on Google Play.

Go!

ITT: We make fun of brands by renaming them slightly.

>Crapple
>Stinkpad

http://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-spartan-how-to-disable-adobe-flash-player

>Microsoft bundles AIDSDOBE FLUSH in Winblows10

BOTNET

I'll start.
Clicking a quoted post on the main page which contains a youtube link will instead add the embed link over and over to the wrong copy of the post.
Pic related.

OK Android fags, it's time for you to show us the great RAM usage of Android tablets! Show us how better a 3GB RAM piece of shit android tablet performs against the 1GB based 64-bit iPad! Any tablet or phone accepted, even windows tablets are accepted!

The last thread had 100% bullshit and no webm that could outperform the iPad, it's your last chance faggots! Prove the world 3GB of RAM makes a difference!