How do I remove this?

I just switched to Windows 8.1 as a test so please help.

I've tried Malwarebytes but it gets stuck at Heuristic search and doesn't remove it. ADW also didn't remove it.

My question is more general and doesn't point to specific code segments. I would like to know is it possible to create a virtual microphone; for example when I connect my headset, my phone uses the microphone on the headset. Is there a way to create a virtual headset for which I specify a file to be read as it's input stream (or input from another device)? I've heard these sort of things are impossible due to hardware restrictions but I feel like there should be a way to create virtual devices which can pretend they are real external devices.

If the above is possible are there specific libraries or documentations which can help me since I did not find anything.

Post underappreciated and obscure software which you wish more people used. Post anything that you believe people would benefit from knowing about, regardless of platform or even price.
Pic related.

POST YOUR DESKTOP! no cleaning!

Hold both shift keys and type the following:

AYY LMAO

I'll start:

A LMA
(Apple Wireless Keyboard)

I hope you boys realize that you are more powerful than you think.

You have the power to create, shape and share your life. The power to do everyday things in extraordinary ways, and to do extraordinary things every day.

All you need is a little iPhone 5s to help you realize this vision, this simple dream.

You're more powerful than you think.

hey /g/ i need your help... i tried to update my os (opensuse) and update required reboot. after restart this came up (pic related)... im using dual boot win8 and opensuse. what to do?

So I want to move away from babby's first bit torrent client. I've been using pic related since 1.x and the crashing and ads piss me off now. Can we have a discussion on the different strengths of the alternatives. Oh and it needs to be on the approved list of most private trackers.

>People think Zoe Quinn fake hacked herself

inb4 mods

Let the truth come out. I am the one who did it in the name of /v/ and here is my proof. You can log in to her e-mail at:

http://webmail.beesgo.biz/

Username is zoe
Password is jiveturkey

You can login on http;//rides.uber.com as well to see where she goes all the time, although this will be changed once I hit the submit button on this thread

I also had access to her skype and will post some screenshots and logs

Logs:
http://pastie.org/pastes/9489991/text

Full info I posted on the tumblr two days ago:

http://pastie.org/pastes/9489994/text

She uses the password jiveturkey on a lot of personal stuff, I bet you can delete her kickstarter or indiegogo campaigns. Check her e-mail for proof, you can reactivate her facebook from it.

I'm done here, enjoy screenshots in next two posts

Sold a laptop a few months back with a pirated windows 7 and office 2013 on it.

The guy finally figure it out and just sent me this


>I am finally getting around to setting up and transferring all my files to the laptop I purchased from you many months back. My son who is computer science major and home for the summer, was helping with this process and we discovered that both the OS (Windows 7 Ultimate) and Office 2013 that you installed are bootlegged copies. In extracting the key codes using a little program, none of them can be verified by Microsoft and the folder locations on the hard drives are not where they should be if they were legal copies. This likely explains why the laptop boots slow and Office programs also boot slow.

>More importantly, this means that you misrepresented what you were selling to me in the process when we were negotiating on the deal. You assured me they were legitimate copies and in my mind this is a major breach of integrity. You will note the invoice lists these programs as part of the deal.

>We have two options, you can either supply valid key codes for both Windows 7 Ultimate and Office 2013 to rectify the discrepancy or I can take other measures that will hold you accountable for copying and distributing pirated software. Microsoft does have a tip line for reports of bootlegged software and a whole division that investigates these matters. I do have your name, address and phone. Let me know how you want to handle this.


Is there anything he can actually do?
I feel like he'd have to go to small claims court for this and that would cost a lot of money and time
Is there anything Microsoft can actually do either?

Sold the laptop for about $720 I believe.

>tl;dr
>sold a laptop with pirated software on it and the guy is claiming to take legal action unless I prove him with valid keys