I mean, of course the government.
Just saw this video recently and I lost my shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuYLFAy8XXs

pic related, it's the 4chan man costume.

What does your timepiece say about you, /g/?

>mom is always asking me to do stuff on comp for her
>mom is always using sister's laptop
>get mom a laptop for her birthday
>watch mom try out laptop and teach her how to do things
>"how do i turn it on?"
>just hit the power button
>i put a password on it for you. if you want it. so no one else will go on
>"they won't go on if they don't know i have it"
>ok
>"oh you have this". pointing to mozilla firefox icon
>yeah. it's mozilla firefox. it's a browser for the world wide web
>"this is what i like. this is what i go to" clicks firefox icon
>duckduckgo comes up
>"what's this?"
>it's duckduckgo. it's a search engine for the world wide web
>"your sister's computer isn't like that. it goes to google"
>duckduckgo is like google but respects your privacy more
>"where's firefox?"
>you have firefox up. see this orange icon? that means firefox is up
>"but where's firefox?"
>this is firefox. it is firefox with the duckduckgo as the home page
>"you can't get google on here?"
>you can. but try duckduckgo. it is just like google
>"why does this keep coming up?"
>that is the context menu. it comes up when you right click
>"how do i press something?"
>left click to click anything normally
>"what is this left click and right click?"
>right click opens more options. left click lets you click normally
>"your sisters computer doesn't have that"
>i'm surprised. i thought mac laptops had left and right click
>"how do i search for something?"
>left click the search bar first. hover more to it and click it
>no left click it not right click it
>left click anywhere on the screen to get out of context menu
>left click the bar again
>now type whatever you want to search for
>"i wanna search the lottery numbers! i haven't played in a long time"
>"i got a lot of numbers right twice when i didn't play"
>ok
>"what's this? there are 2 bars?" referring to the search icon to the right
>no. you the search icon to search or hit enter to search
>mom searches for the lottery

What are you working on, /g/?

Craig's list thread
Post retarded shit you see on Craigslist
Just found this gem

/g/ Humor thread:

Post some good shit in here.

Bonus points for Anti- AMD/Nvidia/Intel contributions.

CONTINUATION

Alright /g/, prepare your anuses.

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A: Google it.


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Why haven't you gotten your $1 mousepad?

So someone recommended firefox "portable" version,
but I can't find an official "portable" version on their site?

Where should I download it from or is there an official download I'm missing?