>>31501416I heard the doorknob turn. My heart froze mid-beat. What happened if they rest of the dorm found out? The door creaked open, with a fat grubby hand on the door knob. Going up, bear like hairy arms ending in a crimsom t-shit, then a grey and white bear that would put Gandalf to shame.
Oh god, even worse. They cute little guy who had just given me a handjob, had just committed the ultimate speech-crime. Saying Linux without GNU (pbuh). The omnipresent deity of FSF, Richard Stallman had just teleported outside the room and came in through the door. He opened his mouth:
[The interject thingy you know how it goes. Spam would not let me post it. I got banned had to post through tor]