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Compiling linux in my ass
I think we have finally reached the point with SBCs and batteries where it would be possible to compile the linux kernal on a computer that is fully fit into my asshole, without the need for any external wiring.
I believe one of the higher power devices in the raspberry pi zero footprint has the best potential, there are several available with reasonably speced 4 core arm processors. Obviously a small lipo pack would have a huge size advantage over an 18650 but it will require testing to see if i can find one with enough energy to finish the full kernal compile. My current plan is to prep the sbc outside of my asshole, then insert the computer and use ssh over wifi to issue the commands to start compilation. I will also need to design and 3d print a properly shaped case for the project.
I think we have finally reached the point with SBCs and batteries where it would be possible to compile the linux kernal on a computer that is fully fit into my asshole, without the need for any external wiring.
I believe one of the higher power devices in the raspberry pi zero footprint has the best potential, there are several available with reasonably speced 4 core arm processors. Obviously a small lipo pack would have a huge size advantage over an 18650 but it will require testing to see if i can find one with enough energy to finish the full kernal compile. My current plan is to prep the sbc outside of my asshole, then insert the computer and use ssh over wifi to issue the commands to start compilation. I will also need to design and 3d print a properly shaped case for the project.