>zoomer listens to the Pixies for the first time
>finds them boring
Why don't the Pixies appeal to zoomers?

oh nonononononono HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE STOP CRITICIZING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA RIGHT NOW STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW MY WIFE IS GETTING VIOLENTLY RAPED BY TYRONE IN THE OTHER ROOM AND YOU'RE HERE ON /MU/ CRITICIZING THE ARTIST I LOST MY BBC VIRGINITY TO YOU NEED TO STOP WITH THE ANTI JEFRE PROPAGANDA RIGHT NOW CHUD BEFORE I MAKE A REALLY LONG SCHIZOPHRENIC POST EXPOSING YOUR COORDINATED CONSPIRACY TO SLANDER MY PRECIOUS JEFRINO ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE INTERNET CELEBR- YES TYRONE, JAMAL CAN COME OVER TO CREAMPIE MY WIFE AS WELL- CELEBRITIES THAT ARE IN CAHOOTS ON DESTROYING EVERYONE'S GOOD VIEW ON JEFRE BY PAINTING THE GERMAN CÚCKOLD IN A NEGATIVE LIGHT I JUST CAN'T HECKIN' BELIEVE THIS LOOK AT THESE CHARTS!!! LOOK AT THESE REDDIT POLLS!! LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS!!!! THESE SCREENSHOTS!!! THE DATA! THE SCIENCE! OH MY MICHAEL FUCKING MOORE YES THE SWEET SWEET SCIENCE PROVES JEFRE HAS THE PERFECT ANTIWHITE MUSIC!!! JEFRE INVENTED BBC! JEFRE INVENTED FANTANO!! JEFRE INVENTED INTERRACIAL PORN! DISCORD!! LOOK AT THESE POSTS! I MADE THESE POSTS ON 4CHAN! GO AND CIRCLEJERK MY THREAD WE MUST STAND TOGETHER AGAINST MBV - TOUCHED!! TOUCHED, THE SCIENCE-DAMNED TOUCHED!! THE JEWISH QUESTION? LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!? UMM, SWEATY, YOU DO REALIZE YOUR ANTI JEFRE BIGOTRY IS THE CAUSE FOR GLOBAL WARMING RIGHT? SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!! LIKE ABSOLUTELY YIKES FOLKS WE WENT THROUGH 50 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION ONLY TO HAVE JEFRE SO WRONGF- HONEY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE JAMAL'S DICK I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY FOUR CHANNEL PASS- WRONGFULLY CRITICIZED ITS JUST UNTHINKABLE IN THE CURRENT YEAR DELETE YOUR POST RIGHT THIS INSTANT I HAVE REPORTED IT AND THE FACT CHECKERS ARE ON THEIR WAY I LITERALLY JUST CANT EVEN! YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK YOU WILL GET THE VACCINE YOU WILL NOT CRITICIZE JEFRE YOU WILL BE ACCEPTING AND TOLERANT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF EVIL SHIT THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU WERE DEAD

Jamie is losing it

slugfu edition

how does she smell?

1 Adele
2 Coldplay
3 Ed Sheeran
4 Arctic Monkeys
5 Beabadoobee
6 One Direction
7 Queen
8 Nemzzz
9 Central Cee
10 Radiohead
11 The Beatles
12 James Arthur
13 Sam Smith
14 Lola Young
15 Gorillaz
16 Dua Lipa
17 Pink Floyd
18 FKA twigs
19 Elton John
20 Oasis
21 The Smiths
22 The Rolling Stones
23 Led Zeppelin
24 Charli XCX
25 The Police
26 Lewis Capaldi
27 Dave
28 David Bowie
29 Sade
30 Phil Collins
31 Black Sabbath
32 Bee Gees
33 Harry Styles
34 Iron Maiden
35 Ozzy Osbourne
36 Imogen Heap
37 Dire Straits
38 Bring Me The Horizon
39 The Cure
40 Ellie Goulding
41 Amy Winehouse
42 Architects
43 ZAYN
44 Gary Lightbody
45 RAYE
46 Depeche Mode
47 Sleep Token
48 George Michael
49 The 1975
50 PinkPantheress
51 Anne-Marie
52 Manni Sandhu
53 Ella Mai
54 Jungle
55 Suki Waterhouse
56 Naira Marley
57 Eric Clapton
58 Rod Stewart
59 Myles Smith
60 Def Leppard
61 Muse
62 Blur
63 Ash King
64 Jessie J
65 Calum Scott
66 Cynthia Erivo
67 Spice Girls
68 Passenger
69 Calvin Harris
70 Bullet For My Valentine
71 KNEECAP
72 Rex Orange County

he's usually around #130

I can't wait till all you 4channer fuckers die

No compromises (such as females) edition
OLD: >>125166960
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

>*maracas fade in along with random guitar distortion*
>*liam mutters ohhhh yeahhhh*
>*rudimentary drumbeat begins except alan is blasting the cymbals for some reason*
>FINGERED ‘ER IN THE BACK A ME YELLOW SUBMARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNEEE-AH
>*noel’s sloppy guitar comes in with the power chords, playing like he’s lying down on the floor drunk*
>SHE SAID WILL YOU BE MY JOHN AN I SAID WILL YA BE MY YOKO, SHE SAID OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>CAUSE I DONT REALLY WANNA FLYYYYYYY
>JUST WANNA MAKE SARAH CRYYYYYYYYYY
>DIGSY TOOK A SLIP DOWN A POOPY SCOOP AN I SAID WHAT THE HELL YA PLAYING AT
>HE SHRUGGED AN HE SAID YA GOT ANY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
>*random orchestral work begins playing for the chorus and climax as Liam starts singing nonsense as if it’s an inspirational stadium anthem*
>*song fades out, 30 seconds of a recording of bonehead drunkenly talking unintelligible shite plays to cap the song off*

RNR STAR GODLIKE RASTA ICON LEGEND BIBLICAL OMNIPRESENT PROPHET SPIRITUAL MAJESTICAL CELESTIAL OPTIMYSTIC BUDDHIST JEDI APPROACHABLE ZEN LOVER HUMBLE C’mon you know LG x