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>*maracas fade in along with random guitar distortion* >*liam mutters ohhhh yeahhhh* >*rudimentary drumbeat begins except alan is blasting the cymbals for some reason* >FINGERED ‘ER IN THE BACK A ME YELLOW SUBMARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNEEE-AH >*noel’s sloppy guitar comes in with the power chords, playing like he’s lying down on the floor drunk* >SHE SAID WILL YOU BE MY JOHN AN I SAID WILL YA BE MY YOKO, SHE SAID OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >CAUSE I DONT REALLY WANNA FLYYYYYYY >JUST WANNA MAKE SARAH CRYYYYYYYYYY >DIGSY TOOK A SLIP DOWN A POOPY SCOOP AN I SAID WHAT THE HELL YA PLAYING AT >HE SHRUGGED AN HE SAID YA GOT ANY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS >*random orchestral work begins playing for the chorus and climax as Liam starts singing nonsense as if it’s an inspirational stadium anthem* >*song fades out, 30 seconds of a recording of bonehead drunkenly talking unintelligible shite plays to cap the song off*
RNR STAR GODLIKE RASTA ICON LEGEND BIBLICAL OMNIPRESENT PROPHET SPIRITUAL MAJESTICAL CELESTIAL OPTIMYSTIC BUDDHIST JEDI APPROACHABLE ZEN LOVER HUMBLE C’mon you know LG x
>O MY BLACKED CREAMPIE! TYRONE HURRY UP AND FINISH INSIDE MY STUPID CUMSKIN WHORE WIFE ALREADY! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO THE DISCO ELYSIUM CONVENTION! >WHAT? YOU CAN'T FOCUS? BECAUSE I KEEP YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS ARE PLAYING AT FULL BLAST?? >WELL OF COURSE I'M FUCKING YELLING! MY SCHEDULE IS EXTREMELY BUSY AND YOU TWO ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! I BOUGHT US VIP TICKETS FOR THE DISCO ELYSIUM EVENT, AFTER WHICH WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE VAUSH FAN MEETUP TO MARATHON RICK AND MORTY SEASON 6! >YOU DON'T WANT TO COME?!? WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK. >I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD FOR THIS DAY FOR FUCKING MONTHS! I WOULD FIRST START MY DAY BY ENJOYING A QUALITY KEKOLD SESSION WHILE LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded of course) PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, THEN I WOULD BRING YOU WITH ME TO HANG OUT AND SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS HOW TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE I AM FOR HAVING A BLACK BULL! >IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GREAT BUT YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING NIGGER! >THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID NIGGER! YOU KNOW WHAT, MR NICE GUY IS OVER! WHERE IS MY WHIP? >YOU BETTER START POUNDING THIS DUMB CUNT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL WHIP THE FLESH OFF YOUR BONES! >YOU'RE CRYING? YOU? I SHOULD BE CRYING! I'M THE VICTIM HERE! NOW POUND HARDER, YOU BETTER CUM WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND DRESS UP OR I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU BOTH IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!
>ugh I just can't STAND that white boy zoomer cloudrap soundcloud shit >is that a 90s boom bap coon toon classic from a wholesome menthol-smoking, knuckle-dragging, crime-committing nigger going hard? turn that WAY the fuck up my guy!
>2024 >Doesn't listen to classical Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both? >b-but its old!!!! And? Was music a contest about who came soonest? >it's addicting!!! It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can listen in moderation >it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!! Who forces you to buy a concert ticket every day, fucking peat-gavel! >I-IT MAKES YOU SHIT HARD I bet you're lactose intolerant too, weakling >I-I ONCE WENT TO A CONCERT AND ACCIDENTALLY FARTED REALLY LOUDLY, NOW I CANT ENJOY THE MUSIC AFTER YHAT EMBARASSING MOMENT Dude thats not to do with the music though??????? >UH OH IM GONNA DO A STINKYYYYYY *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP* OH NO THERES SHIT AND DEARRIAH EVERWHERE ok dude suit yourself im outta here >*crawls on a floor covered in poo naked while laughing maniacally* POOPIES HAHA :\ >ANIME DID THIS I HATE ANIME Not true and not an argument. >THEN CLASSICAL DID *farts and shits* ...no? >AAAAAAAAAA IM ANALLY PROLAPSING *shits out rectum* O_o >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE YOU FUCKING PEDO I am not? >YES YOU ARE *cuts off dick* YOU MADE ME A WOMAN YOU FUCKING PEDO I HATE YOU TRANIMEFAG I HATE YOU SO MUCH that might've been kind of a bad idea, you're bleeding now dude
