What is your most disturbing/uncommon fetish and has it gotten you into trouble, put you in a weird situation, or anything.
Given all the /d/ level tranny threads I see here I figure there are some quirky robots out there

>tfw you kiss your little brother and he blushes

Life on The Edge Edition

POP POP POP!

TAKE DAT WHITE BOY! YOU A BITCH NIGGA

WHATCHU GON DO? WATHCU GON DO? CRY ABOUT IT HAHA? GO WATCH UR ANIMAYS!

POP! POP POP POP!

https://twitter.com/D_LoricK/status/878793816039280640

Seriously post the most chad videos you can find. Virgins getting WREKT!

How do you fucking deal with the loneliness, /r9k/?

how do i commit suicide with drug/alcohol combinations? does anyone here know about benzo/opiate/alcohol combinations? would 50mg klonopin, 400mg codeine, and a bottle of vodka be enough to kill yourself? or would you just black out for a few days and damage your organs?

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Life on the Edge Edition

diaspora welcomed desu

ITT: Overly Specific Feels

>tfw no petite jewish gf with librarian glasses who verbally abuses you

>be 23 khv
>try tinder and fail hard
>give up and get drunk
>cutie messages me out of the blue
>go on a few dates
>find out she's a non-virgin
>disgusted, but realized I can get sex
>keep her as a friend, for possible fucking
>eventually she tells me she hates her bf and wants to be with me
>ridiculously happy that I have a girl who likes me
>honeymoonperiod.mkv
>1 year later
>getting really serious
>pretty sure the girl wants me to propose

Tl:dr : fell in love with my practice gf, don't want to marry used goods.

Anyways, I do really love this girl, and if she was a virgin, I would have married her already, shes perfect for me (similar interests, loyal, loving). I just don't think I can really justify marrying used goods, it doesn't seem like a fair deal for me.

Is there a way to convice her that we shouldn't get married, as I'm fine with dating her indefinitely, or the more realistic answer, any tips for fucking hookers? I reckon if I evened the score, I might be able to bite the bullet.