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So I'm a complete social outcast who went to a party for the first time and here's how it went:
>tons of alcohol >everyone shitfaced >talked to 7 girls (5 of them ugly af) >people seemed juvenile and bland, but I listened to their stories >everyone saw me helping a girl that drank too much, which earned me karma and made others come over and talk to me >late at night, only few people left >missed my last train >"Anon that's no problem. You can sleep on the couch." >proved some of the leftover people were couples >say goodnight and see them go to their rooms cuddled up >couch is cold and blanket very thin >spend the night awake, laying in the dark, thinking of my past oneitis who I saw last 4 years ago >think about what her life might be like now as I'm shivering on the cold couch >feel incredibly depressed, really crashing down hard >leave early in the morning before anyone wakes up Feeling very split about the whole thing. Think I did well in terms of socializing, although they were all painfully normie/zoomers with no ability of critical thought or personal autonomy. Realized how much I long for human warmth and companionship, despite being among people. It's like they're just lifeless shells swimming in a bowl that gets stirred once in a while. I feel more lonely than before.
How do you deal with the fact that your waifu will likely be a whore ?
in this society they're a dime a dozen, I can't go outside without meeting one, a good strategy would be to fuck em, and search for a decent girl but that's mission fit for a greek mythology hero in this day. I also don't want to date femcels, or fat neet girls.
Yeah but I mean what if they suddenly announce today that shit's closing
I often say that I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
Not saying anything was planned mate. The current situation forces working from home and it will become the "new normal", the result of which is saving companies money.
Well, that's me voluntary work cancelled due to these new covid restrictions. Guess it gives me more time to focus on fixing me laptop.
Just had to fill out the track and trace lads.
>12cm penis >5'7 height Give me a reason why I shouldn't just kill myself. I won't be able to attract a partner so what's the point of living further?
Bro your height isn't that big of a deal, there are plenty small girls who really don't mind that. Also your dick is a perfectly reasonable size, big enough to satisfy potential girls, no worries. It is your personality and charme that attracts girls, not what is in your pants. If you love someone these insecurities won't matter. Keep improving yourself and live your best life. The best advice is: Try and be happy alone, then love comes around naturally.
Are you at least attractive? It ain't likely to raise your hopes, but there's a good amount of girls that specifically like short cute boys. Usually the same kind that COOM to disney actors and kpop stars, so that's still a RIP on them being normal.
>>60093600 >12cm penis
Wow I'm sorry bro, there is absolutely no hope left for you.
You should either try doing lots of drugs or suicide. You'll be never able to get a girlfriend and keeep her or hafve satisfying sex
i wish nothing more than to see these self help guru fucks be stricken with some nasty depression. I'd like to see them shut down and then see what their little so called wisdoms do for them. I'm sure they'd babble it to themselves like the drones they are only for it to fail them and have it turned inward- against themselves. their long rants would turn into nothing but sheer self loathing and they would realize then that they actually know nothing about life, just how to worship success.
Jordan peterson is a good example. crazy bastard rambled on so long he thought he was the 2nd coming of christ or some shit. shit hit the fan for him and he was helpless. he spent months strapped to a table in siberia because he turned to BENZOS for his problems. what a fucking laughing stock.
>>60093640 >I don't understand the extreme hate and contempt for him that seems to follow him around.
if you aren't interested in psychology or philosophy i'm pretty sure you think he's alright because he epically pwned libtards a few times. But to those of us with knowledge about these subjects past entry level, jordan peterson is a self absorbed, arrogent prick. I am a fan of western philosophy and classic literature. Seeing jordan peterson talk about philosophical subjects or philosophize himself just shows how out of his depths he is. But his idiot reactionary fans just praise whatever he says. JP has such a big head he tried to debate actual philosophers only to look like a total screw.
Don't worry, these are the same people who takes his "you've got to admire hitler" quote out of context on purpose without listening 30 seconds before or after that quote. That's the liberal's modus operandi. He's a good speaker and intellectual, but that sort of mindset only works when adults in the room can communicate without screaming kids running in and spraying shit out of their asses everywhere.
Personally I'm taking on the moral burden of actively suffocating and burying these kids in the desert so that none of the other, softer folk wouldn't have to carry the weight on their conscience after enough shrill pissbabies are snuffed out. :-)
Excuse me, sir. Have you even watched all 1000 hours of Jordan Peterson's lectures? If you haven't you don't have the right to have an opinion on him.
it's because he makes it clear that if you're a failure of a human being, it's because you've not done enough to change that. it's easier to blame your own failures on someone else. for example, if i watch a few JP videos on youtube and my life isn't automatically a utopia by the time i finish watching them, that can only mean JP is a fraud.
Imagine being so mad you wish death on someone who spent their time giving free advice to people that incidentally doesn't agree with the current leftist narrative? How brainwashed are you that giving hopeless people sensible, basic advice (e.g. sort your own life out before you tell other people how to live their lives) is somehow fraudulent and bad?
You're either retarded or trying to troll. I gues either way you're probably retarded.
Now that I have your attention, what's best cologne to get compliments (colognes that are preferable in summer). Don't even have to go anywhere with it. Just something that people will notice and mention. Pic unrelated, A.I made it.
Protip: don't wear cologne for compliments. Wear it to smell good. How you dress and present yourself is way more important...cologne is merely an accent to top it all off.
Also if you look for attention deliberately, you will come across as needy which scares girls away.
Just wear what you like. I prefer dirty smells like patchouli, amber, oak, etc. Definitely not a summer scent but my signature is Tom ford's black orchid perfume. The only way to figure it out is to visit a store, smell everything that fits your preferences, and then try on the favorites out of those as the profile changes once on the skin. There is no such thing as men's or women's scents. If it fits it fits. Tabu by Dana is another very dirty scent that fits me even though it smells like a cheap whore. Mugler amen is a little fresher and much sweeter than I usually go for but it has a little filth to it and I enjoy the contradiction.
Smells are so important and it's a shame so many wear deodorant. Your natural smell is going to do a lot in attracting people and making you seem like a real person. Now stale days old will probably smell bad, but a shower in the last eight hours and using an alum potassium block under the arms will keep the worst at bay while still letting your own scent come through. It does not smell bad like every single deodorant ever including the so called unscented deodorant that smells bad. It's a lot of work but worth the effort to figure out how your smells work on you and affect other people. I would swear getting on tren also changes your smell for the better. People act way differently when interacting with me, to a greater extent that I think it changes how I act around other people. Another angle worth exploring and gives a better return while also being cheaper than scents.
Seems sort of pointless to try and find some 'best' when tons of dudebros use the cheapest spray shit they can find and nearly bath in it to the point of stinking up a 15' area around them
That's too much competition man. Why even bother wearing clothes when some guys wear graphic tees and worn out jeans? I once saw a guy pick up a gallon of milk by himself? Why does anyone lift weights when guys are out there picking up milk? It's so demoralizing.
>>60093638 >but muh effort!
Waste your money as you see fit, just do not start complaining when a mass of two-legged skunks out-odor you for a tenth of the cost.
why was internet culture so much comfier in the 2000-2010 decade? it seemed more fun and trolly.
literal glowie agencies monitor and slide it everyday
i've been on an internet nostalgia trip tonight and it feels weird. this stuff seemed random at the time and i didnt care much about it, but still seems way better than what is going on today
Social media and shitty "news" sites didn't comprise 50% of the internet. Normies didn't constantly let loose with their emotional incontinence and bring their shitty real life drama into the online sphere. The fatal mistake was that we didn't focus more on gatekeeping the internet in the early 2000s. When the first internet-capable smartphones came out, it was already over.
Man, how much we hated all those guys spaming the board with her.
I guess because, aside from limited social media, the internet was seen as something for nerds and weirdos. Like, aside from AOL chatrooms, msn, or myspace, there wasn't really much for well-adjusted people to do.
I really miss the early forums and shitty flashsites. Especially the forums, felt like you really connected with people on them.
I was feeling nostalgic for the old internet, but then I realise how much of mt life I wasted on it.
im back from holiday^^ I went to disneyland paris with my cousins~ do you enjoy going on smol trips with your family? When's the last time you comfy travelled? OwO
>>60092668 >do you enjoy going on smol trips with your family?
No, but I might travel alone.
>Whens the last time you comfy travelled?
Traveling has never been comfy.
Ill travel and start sleeping under your bed and watching you while you sleep.
post them up, i wanna see how sad and pathetic her tits look
>>60092913 >ya I should leavu chan soon~ but what do its laifu that some people hate me and some don't
no, trust me, everybody hates you. even among known female users here, you're cancer.
boil yourself alive bigu
>>60092951 >I only have one parent aaa~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
How do you get a Japanese gf if you have autism (literally) and atrocious social skills
I always make people cringe because I say things that are socially unacceptable due to me living online for the past 11 years. When I get drunk, this trait is exacerbated.
Have you ever rejected someone you actually had feelings for?
No, because I've never had feelings for someone.
Yes. It was due to my own insecurities.
Felt my ex falling out of love and getting too busy for me (as well as just increased tension between us) so I ended our relationship rather than waiting for him to do it. I loved him very much and am not yet over him even though its been more than a year. Now I see him hoping from girl to girl like nothing. Expected but sad to see.
Yep,my crush's best friends and her female friends were pondering me after this one day the anonette was absent,it went something like this
>"I bet anonette missed school,just because of you,anon!" >"Anonette who? I don't even know she exists lolo"
I said this in her presence and I could feel her love for me die at that very moment.She basically avoided me for the rest of the year though.Good times.
>>60093708 >"just because she kept dreaming of you"