>>11274022In addition to being your GF... she is legally your mother and guardian.
As tomboyish as she may act at times, the truth is, she's very motherly. Her daughters started lives of their own, and left a hole in her life. Yes they fucked, what's wrong with that? Be a good boy and she might invite them to "catch up", even. Yes, she understands the risk of going Hapsburg, but she comes from a time where casual sex was as normal as can be. Royalty would try to keep their bloodlines pure all the time, but her daughters couldn't bear children with her, and you're not related to her by blood, what's the big deal? What's stopping her from being your legal mother and wife someday?
You can try to explain it all you want, she'll just laugh at it and tease you, since the taboo seems to excite you...
She'll call you "hon", make breakfast for you, dote on you, buy cute clothes and try to get you to try them on, lick your hair the way a mother would (but with a cat tongue)... and then turn around and have mind breaking sex with you. The two dynamics are not mutually exclusive to her. You could use a little guidance in your life, couldn't you? Clean your room and she'll tie you up, or let you tie her up. Have you been a good boy recently? Eating her out when she takes her pants off after getting home? She might buy you a little gift! Humans love these runic slates that enchant their computers, right? This one is... 4090...? She never figured it out, but she's SURE your reaction to it will be adorable. She might also frown upon you using sex toys... unless they're modeled after her holes, and even then why not just use the real thing?
She'll slowly become the "man" of the house, her thousand year old nest egg setting you both for life and then some, as she slowly teaches you to be a good son and boyfriend, teaching you secrets of sex, trickery, servitude, and perhaps one day, magic. If you marry her, she'll want you to be a sphinx too so you don't die of old age.
