Why do bronies smell like taco grease and concentrated orange urine?
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>>23828694 This is somehow relevant
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>>23828694 You know what's rage inducing?
When the game ends with you on first and a faggot gets the 3 bonus stars and ends up winning
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>>23828738 Tell me about it.
I'm never playing that stupid game again. Anonymous
>>23828738 You have to not suck at the game. That simple, really.
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gonna 3d print a cast of it, fill it with silicone, and give myself a hoofjob
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>>35266314 I wish to worship the hoof
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>>35266331 So, like a regular fleshlight.
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>>35266629 kinda but hoof. also im not gonna penetrate it
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>For the past few years, 3 ponies with elements of harmony have been meeting regularly for a series of pointless conversations... >This is one of them
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Keep this alive!
KHAN !.QyXPp7/ls
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>>19914463 No sense leaving this up if OP's going to do this tomorrow.
RIP thread full of win
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blessed thread
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Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.
Please be patient with deliveries.
Current Drawfagship Thread: [Currently Inactive]
Previous canvas:
>>26195335 The Unfulfilled /r/ List is made at around 300 posts into the thread.
The OP header image (without text) and all other images can be found in our
>DROPBOX ARCHIVE - https://www.dropbox.com/sh/75vuah7y48mmr3t/AABWXaB9_bHAChb8IhZzmoara?dl=0 A list of all the drawfags who draw here can be found in the
>DRAWFAG CONTACT LIST - https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1rxZFzXtpBIkGEha_qBv_P007Xi_dGLFo_0rt8WqFRFg/pub?start=false&loop=false&delayms=3000#slide=id.p
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I'm looking for new requests, I guess.
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>>26279979 cuz animation is fucking hard.
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>>26280056 lazy protip method: just pivot the top part ot move back in for the with the feet
Itd be topkek worthy senpai Anonymous
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>>26280109 alright, noted.
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>>26267405 So, this sht is fkn end huh
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We attained to bump limit, the fringe beyond death. We can create the perfect new thread thanks to blessed artdykes. This operation brings death, and then the resurrection of the thread into a perfect being.
>>35235925 >>35235925 >>35235925 >>35235925 Anonymous
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>>35234984 >Equus it's Earth REEEEEEEE
"Hey Pinkie Pie," said Rainbow Dash one day. "Let's have a farting contest!" "Sounds like fun!" said Pinkie Pie. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie both thought it was fun to fart, and they found farts to be really funny. They would often fart in front of each other when no one else was around. They wouldn't usually fart in front of anyone else, because they knew not all ponies found it funny, especially Rarity. They ate a big meal of beans with fart powder sprinkled on them, and within minutes, felt like they were about to explode. "Me first!" said Pinkie Pie, and she let out a high-pitched fart that lasted five seconds. PPPPFFFFFFT!
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>>35214888 >Before the year was out, Celestia’s army were equipped to face any degree of enemy from behind (quite literally.) >But no soldier outmatched Celestia herself in terms of raw flatulent power. >When she accidentally blew her bedsheets off with a midnight ripper her entire wing of the castle needed airing out for at least a month. >She often delivered the final blow to her most despised enemies. >When they saw those big fat moons wobbling their way they knew their death would be a painful one. >>35214879 *cannons
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>>35212772 Brapfags are the least subtle of anyone about their fetish and it's really fucking obvious that they type with one hand. Please consider getting some help for your degeneracy.
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>>35213347 Wow still not nuked? Weird. Anyway, I humbly request some green of Anon snorting Twiggys farts and trying to guess what she ate.
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why yes, i turn off the sound during a MLP song
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нaм нe хвaтaeт твoeй пoмoщи .cepв pyc 18+
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Белые негры идут нахуй обратно на табун
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>>35021854 Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.
Story List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing --Recent Writefags--
BG9:
https://pastebin.com/rnmM7QJk (Mane Seven)
https://pastebin.com/BFZq3W6t (Sunset Shimmer)
Pheno:
https://pastebin.com/Vryifbp1 (Limestone)
AlexanderGrey:
https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbL (Various)
https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnB (Various)
https://pastebin.com/4c5BLWLd (Various)
FiftyShadesofYellow:
https://pastebin.com/x9BuyJQZ (Fluttershy)
Kuragekami:
https://pastebin.com/rqbyRWNU (Wallflower Bush)
BurnoutAnon:
https://pastebin.com/RZQmGUKU (Mane Seven)
https://pastebin.com/CRCVrvr4 (Sugarcoat)
Magicopia:
https://pastebin.com/p46zndV8 (Mane Seven)
https://pastebin.com/5cts6Fuy (Mane Seven)
Jade:
https://pastebin.com/S9JWisFy (Fluttershy/Rarity/Dash)
https://pastebin.com/Aw0tfU9E (Fluttershy/Scitwi)
TerminusAnon:
https://pastebin.com/ddNn3tjZ (Midnight/Twilight)
suppy:
https://pastebin.com/dqm9Bvu3 (Moondancer)
Lilith:
https://pastebin.com/sPUtvkM7 (Mane Six: Space)
Teachernon:
https://pastebin.com/bHH9kNwH (Moondancer/Trixie)
Liquid Plasma/NaOH :
https://pastebin.com/dc6dxvwW (RD, Sunset)
--Collection of Anonymous Shorts-- (WIP)
https://pastebin.com/Djg4CZS3 ---
Archival Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP Thread Resources:
http://derpy.me/b783H FimFiction Group:
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http://derpy.me/tQSuG Discord:
https://discord.gg/jXfKyJP ---
>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang? The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history. Quite literally as of now.
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>>35199100 Sounds fair enough
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>>35183361 >"b-but it's not safe for work!" *delets* >no one is even at work currently Grey !!2EDHA0sSV5b
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>>35194492 >Wake up in the bed on the morning you’re to be “discharged”. >No one missed you over the weekend. >You were only allowed to get up to eat and stuff; Redheart’s back at CHS. >”So~” The voice that woke you says. >Drowsily look over at Principal Cadance wearing absolutely nothing on her body but 5 items. >2 white tight thigh-high socks, 1 pink miniskirt barely reaching pocket-length, an excessively undersized schoolgirl top with the bottom 2/3 cut away, and a jittery, horny smile. >Her nipples too perky to hide under that thin cloth, her skirt too short to keep her vulva from being slightly exposed. >”I understand you haven’t masturbated in a couple of days.” Principal Cadance leans in. “That’s okay, I’ll take care of it. No need for magazines when I’m here.” >Whenever Principal Cadance is ready to directly strike, she gets entirely naked, decorated with overly-scanty “clothes” like it’s her tradition for the occasion. >Her confidence makes you too scared to respond. The flowery aroma of her perfume make you dizzy. >”I just thoroughly fucked my school’s dress code.” Principal Cadance whispers. “Lemme do the same to you.” >She gets under the covers with you and lies on top, letting your shaky hands push away at her plentiful bare skin. >Principal Cadance’s smooth softness lures your groping hands under her “clothes” like honey in a bee trap. >She got your pants and boxers pulled down before you had a chance to react, and presses her exposed nether region onto yours. >It’s impossible not to let the feeling of her bare vulva kissing your unveiled member make an immediate erection start. >Stimulation in the most direct way possible. >She shudders with a grin as she feels your dick stand up against her vulva, letting it nudge its way inside. >”I recommend you cum at least every week.” >As Principal Cadance humps you on the morning before setting you free, you vow this shall be the last time you ever do so. Grey !!2EDHA0sSV5b
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>>35194552 >>35194556 >>35194722 Above is a preview of half of the kind of stuff I’m going to post in the next thread once I bridge the pre-typed parts together. Which is now here.
>>35199775 >>35199775 >>35199775 Anonymous