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Anonymous
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What the fuck happened to /mare/con? There was supposed to be a thread right after Thanksgiving.
Anonymous
>>39378920 It's not, it's one of the people who got banned from the group in SL because they have giga autism. They'll tell you the group in SL isn't actually /mlp/ and then try and convince you that /mlp/ are all chaste straight people who have no sexual thoughts about ponies.
Anonymous
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>>39379521 >convince you that /mlp/ are all chaste straight people who have no sexual thoughts about ponies. Yeah what a joke. After playing i learned that /mlp/ are all sick faggots who have sexual thoughts about each other.
Anonymous
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https://mlpcon.online/ I dont know what marecon is, is that a rebrand of mlpcon? No updoots on the site for mlpcon either way
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>39379738 aaAaaAAAAaAaaAaAAAAAAÁÂÃÃÅÆAAAAAA
Anonymous
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Explain your love for Marble. What made you realize she was the one? What admirable qualities do you see in her? What is generally misunderstood about her? Let it all out, share your favorite marble content, I want to see it.
Anonymous
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>>39406281 What's wrong with your face?
Anonymous
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>>39406281 At least use a good one
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>39406680 It's good though
Anonymous
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Previous thread 39239301 What is the Mind Control thread? Originating from a thread about a niche form of hypnosis, now encompasses varied hypnosis methods from spiraling specs to subtle spells, swinging watches to wafting brews. Post anything and everything about controlling a mind. Greens and other content only tangentially related will be better recieved in SPG or SiM depending. Good rule of thumb is if it doesn’t involve taking control of a pony’s mind, it probably goes somewhere else. (e.g. no slavery without mind control scenes, IRL self-hypnosis audio, or tupperware rp)
Ebonyglow
>>39493098 I could whip up some new greens or continue old ones. I just haven’t been written much MC the last week or so.
Ebonyglow
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>>39494710 I can’t even type right right now since I’m so tired, but I can try and make one when I wake up.
Anonymous
>>39494361 >>39494365 Had an idea for green, where hypnotech was started by twilight and anon, originally anon and twilight were dating and anon told twilight about his mind control fetish, and twilight being turned on by the idea let anon hypnotize her, and over the months they went further and fourth until twilight wanted to share this pleasure, with other ponies.
Anonymous
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>>39494888 I mean the pleasure of serving her boyfriend and master anon.
Anonymous
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>>39494365 Yesssss. Goooood.
>>39479154 Forgot to say this in an earlier reply but I especially like that last line. The fact that the goggles are so audaciously confident that a pony could just casually say something like that hits just right.
Anonymous
Yummy
Anonymous
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>>39368763 imagine the smell of Celly's tacky, wet asshole flexing against your nose, and imagine the fiery tongue-tingling taste of sunpussy on every lick.
Anonymous
>>39368763 They say eating Celestias unwashed ass increases your youth by 100 years.
Anonymous
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>>39368771 >eat ass >get reduced to a zygote Anonymous
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>>39368763 The real question here is what would her ponut taste like, What if she never really bothers to wash it and basically covers it up with some sort of spell.
Being forced to lick what could be years, no, CENTURIES worth of musk and sweat.
>wish that was me
Anonymous
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Here you can write and request greentext short stories to your hearts content.
we haven't had one of these in a long time and the fimfiction thread doesn't exactly do requests
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34187962 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34176110
Anonymous
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>>39403307 the five hundred nears
"Will there not be another?!"
you'll have to make it
Anonymous
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>>39403307 Sure but we still have a few posts. It's not like we're a super fast thread.
Anonymous
>>39403307 I mean, I've still got two stories to finish. There's the Anon doing the erotica fan fiction green (hilarious) and wasn't the flutter Anon planning on writing something new? I'll post in a new thread but ask for somebody make it when it's time.
Anonymous
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>>39403440 I'm that flutter Anon. Yeah, still writing an Applejack green; work and responsibilities have gotten in the way. If there's another thread, I'll post in it. Just won't be able to for about a week due to being in the middle of the ocean on a floating gray tub.
Anonymous
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Created a new thread:
>>39403560 . Please don't unleash fury on me if I didn't do it write. It's the first one I've actually tried to create.
Anonymous
they are so hot
Anonymous
For me, it's the smartest pony, Rainbow Dash.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>39368865 Why is a Raven like a writing desk?
Anonymous
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>>39371340 Her genius truly fascinates me.
Anonymous
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"I-" "..." "I...I accept Jesus Christ, as my Lord and Savior."
Anonymous
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>>39367544 Celestia built her rule upon Satanism.
Anonymous
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>Luke 24:39, "Behold my hands"
Anonymous
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>Deuteronomy 17:16 KJV (King James Version): "But he shall not multiply horses to himself, nor cause the people to return to Egypt, to the end that he should multiply horses" >Deuteronomy 17:16, HFV (Horsefucker Version): "More than one waifu will ruin your laifu"
Anonymous
Why the fuck was this deleted?
Anonymous
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>>39367716,1 Because Jannies are Trannies
Anonymous
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>You will realistically find your “waifu” annoying and hate her in the long term.
Anonymous
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>>37302370 You're suggesting by replacing the speaker deck we will fix the brakes, why don't you try some logical reasoning yourself.
Anonymous
Just bumping the thread because I know fatty anon will soon, and because the rest of you will give him all the replies he could ask for.Celestia best waifu. Your personal choice is valid and meaningful to you, but they are not the objectively best waifu, sorry.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>37302824 that's a weird way of spelling "gray donkey"
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My life has become a joke. I joined a job I'm not capable of doing (Military). I regret it every single day. I am rejected by the mentality here, amd yet, I feel as though I don't fit in anywhere. I feel so fucking alone bros... I need her now more than ever. I just need to hug her.
Anonymous
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>>39362414 Ah yes, because we aren't all rampaging angry apes.
Anonymous
>>39362427 When does your term of service end?
Anonymous
>>39362440 Sometime March of 2026
Anonymous
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>>39362450 shit... there's no way to return early? or would you get a dishonorable discharge?
Anonymous
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good luck anon
Anonymous
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So you think I’m just some sort of defenseless prey animal? Well after I’m done raping you, you’ll change your tune.
Anonymous
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>>39359003 I mean yeah, hydrophobia is one hell of a drug, among other things. Being literally unable to drink water isn't something you can live with for long
Anonymous
>>39358996 God I wanna see a rabid, foaming pony.
Anonymous
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>>39359047 No thank you. Rabies is a disgusting way to die.
Anonymous
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>>39358296 >ywn be shaken and thrown by your mare It hurts.
Anonymous
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>Mods can't stand a quality thread Fucking niggers.