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My Little Persona Quest: Social Links Are Magic

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>Mysterious Piano notes play through the air emanating from what seems like nowhere at all.
>You find darkness in your eyes giving way to a cool blue light.
>You sit on a painted blue wooden chair across from a hunchbacked old man with bulging bloodshot eyes, long fingers, pointed ears, and a nose which extends nearly half a foot from his face.
>The long-nosed man rests with his hands folded in his lap on a soft looking armchair coated in blue velvet. He sits across from you separated by a polished blue table.
>Standing next to the long-nosed man is a petite winged unicorn with blue fur and bright golden eyes, whose head barely reaches the height of the arm of the old man’s seat.
>”Welcome to the Velvet Room.”
>The man sweeps his right arm out to the side, inviting you to look around.
>You take in your greater surroundings, finding blue bookshelves up against the blue walls which sit upon a blue velvet carpet, containing books of various sizes with identical jackets of blue velvet hiding their titles from you.
>A blue brick fireplace lights the room with flames which burn the same brilliant blue.
>You turn your attention back to the long-nosed man who begins to introduce himself.
>”My name is Igor.”
>”I am delighted to make the acquaintance of such rare guests.”
>He gestures to his side with his left hand. “This is Elizabeth. She is a resident here like myself.”
>The blue pony gives you a polite smile and lowers the front of her body in a quadrupedal bow. As she does, you catch a glimpse of a picture on her flank of a brown grimoire.
>”Pleased to meet you.” she replies simply in a pleasant, silvery voice.
>Igor begins to explain, “This place exists between dream and reality. Mind and matter. This is a room that only those who are bound by a “contract” may enter.”
>Igor’s eyes gaze intently at you. “That is, under normal circumstances.”
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I Hate This Fucking Show

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I never thought I'd say this - not in a million years - but it's true. I fucking hate this show.

I love ponies, I love Equestria, I love the characters, but I hate the show.

Specifically - I hate what this show became. I hate how the writers shit all over Equestria and the characters. I hate how they constantly fucked with things just to make a new toy or because they were too lazy to keep the world consistent.

It's absolutely baffling to me how fanfiction writers write better stories and are more competent than the "official" writers that worked on the show.

I was pretty depressed after watching the last two seasons and how terrible they were, but then I read some fanfiction and I quickly got over it.

I can't watch the show anymore. The show is what got us all together, but it's not what's going to keep us together. The show is shit. The first 3-4 seasons were pretty good for a little girl's cartoon, but let's face it, that's what it is - a little girl's cartoon.

What makes me like ponies isn't the stupid ass show, but the very idea of ponies, Equestria, the lore, etc. It's so unique and gives us an amazing world to play with. It's unfathomable to me how the creators couldn't do better with the amazing world and lore they were given, but who gives a shit? The very *idea* of Equestria and the characters is what will allow us to move forward, not what happened in a show that will soon be long dead.
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Miss /mlp/ Round 3/4 (Intermission)

!mFBFPkmfCk No.34519485 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Previous thread here >>34517932
Welcome to the continuation of the Princess /mlp/ pageant, where your favorite ladies from across all aspects of the franchise be it canon, fandom, or memery are judged and selected for who is most deserving of being crowned the queen of the board.

Round 3 is finally complete, and after what may well be our most intense round yet with very close races we have the Final 16 of the Miss /mlp/ Pageant. Once again, congratulations both to our winners and those who made it thus far
https://forms.gle/UavP1cvGKL7wyVq9A

The next leg of the pageant, the Round of 16, will open up at 11 AM EST tomorrow sharp, so until then, feel free to root/shitpost for your gal, and consider filling out this side poll ( https://forms.gle/7AaL4G3FhuK6odz87 ) and offer suggestions / verification questions for the next length of the contest.
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If Anonfags can say a vague green pony in the MLP Movie represented them, can I claim this is a PS?
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* ZODIAC CYOA * thread 7

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* Pisces Edition *

Previous Thread: >>29957083 (http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29957083/)

Last Update: >>30011626 (never too late to start reading!)

CYOA archive: https://www.anonpone.com/zodiac/

Pastebin : http://pastebin.com/n1SMm4XE

Current:

>you shift your position a bit and consider how you are going to carry out the conversation
>definitely a lot of questions bouncing around in your head, you glance over to the books you selected
“Have you tried reading any of the books that I picked up?”
>Pisces glances over to the stack of books on the desk near her
>she nods softly
>“Just a pony's guide, I had to check it out, I have a thing for banned books”
>she clops her hooves together softly, almost fidgeting as she speaks
>it is adorable, but you double take at the word banned
>you glance back at the thick turquoise binding
“Banned? By who and when?”
>Pisces giggles to herself softly
>“I guess I shouldn't have expect ya to know that, very old and outdated royal decree, one of many books that ended up on a censor list”
>she pauses and stares off for a second before continuing
>“That's a pretty hard to find copy right there”
>oh hey, that is interesting
>looks like you made a pretty good selection then
>it makes you wonder what kind of content it could contain to be banned...
>you blink, your mind still full of questions
“Seems like there is a lot of information, what is the oldest written records you've been able to find here”
>Pisces looks down and continues to trot forward a little bit
>you instinctively follow, you grab the book off the desk as you begin to walk again
>the weight in your arms returns
>“It's hard to say, I'm fairly good with reading old equus, but some of the texts here seem to predate that entire language...”
>damn, that is impressive
>you nod slightly as you continue further forward
>the shelving around you begins to warp, it doesn't quite walk a straight line
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Princess Applejack

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Howdy, partner!

What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.


The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:

~~~~~

>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

~~~~~

Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.

If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.

If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.

If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.

Thread 284 and we're being spooky some more!
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Here's your date tonight bro.
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Meghan's getting a little defensive.
Thieving cunt
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/mlp/ Dubs Thread 1 - The Beginning

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Hello anons!

Let's do a board collaboration.

So the idea of this is that we each take a line from an episode of the show, and either re-record it, paraphrase it, or change it, but keep the general gist of the line in-tact.

Hopefully, we can get enough anons in here to create a cohesive and (probably shit-infested) episode.

Here is the pastebin with all of the lines. We will be recording for episode 100. Maybe we can improve it somehow (though that wouldn't be very hard)

Just claim your line, and record yourself saying the line or something around what the line says.

Please try to say your line in about the same time it takes the character in the episode to say their line.

You can also claim sound effects, which are intermittent throughout the episode.


Happy recording! I know this is a big undertaking, but you can claim more than one line. Try to limit it to 3.


An example would be:

"I'm claiming line 22."
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13aX3QME20E


Have fun!
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[ATM] Ace Thruster Monthly

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It's yrev very good to see you again old friend

Get in her special agents and report on your field assignments
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