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* ZODIAC CYOA * thread 7

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* Pisces Edition *

Previous Thread: >>29957083 (http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29957083/)

Last Update: >>30011626 (never too late to start reading!)

CYOA archive: https://www.anonpone.com/zodiac/

Pastebin : http://pastebin.com/n1SMm4XE

Current:

>you shift your position a bit and consider how you are going to carry out the conversation
>definitely a lot of questions bouncing around in your head, you glance over to the books you selected
“Have you tried reading any of the books that I picked up?”
>Pisces glances over to the stack of books on the desk near her
>she nods softly
>“Just a pony's guide, I had to check it out, I have a thing for banned books”
>she clops her hooves together softly, almost fidgeting as she speaks
>it is adorable, but you double take at the word banned
>you glance back at the thick turquoise binding
“Banned? By who and when?”
>Pisces giggles to herself softly
>“I guess I shouldn't have expect ya to know that, very old and outdated royal decree, one of many books that ended up on a censor list”
>she pauses and stares off for a second before continuing
>“That's a pretty hard to find copy right there”
>oh hey, that is interesting
>looks like you made a pretty good selection then
>it makes you wonder what kind of content it could contain to be banned...
>you blink, your mind still full of questions
“Seems like there is a lot of information, what is the oldest written records you've been able to find here”
>Pisces looks down and continues to trot forward a little bit
>you instinctively follow, you grab the book off the desk as you begin to walk again
>the weight in your arms returns
>“It's hard to say, I'm fairly good with reading old equus, but some of the texts here seem to predate that entire language...”
>damn, that is impressive
>you nod slightly as you continue further forward
>the shelving around you begins to warp, it doesn't quite walk a straight line
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Princess Applejack

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Howdy, partner!

What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.


The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:

~~~~~

>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

~~~~~

Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.

If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.

If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.

If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.

Thread 284 and we're being spooky some more!
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Here's your date tonight bro.
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Meghan's getting a little defensive.
Thieving cunt
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/mlp/ Dubs Thread 1 - The Beginning

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Hello anons!

Let's do a board collaboration.

So the idea of this is that we each take a line from an episode of the show, and either re-record it, paraphrase it, or change it, but keep the general gist of the line in-tact.

Hopefully, we can get enough anons in here to create a cohesive and (probably shit-infested) episode.

Here is the pastebin with all of the lines. We will be recording for episode 100. Maybe we can improve it somehow (though that wouldn't be very hard)

Just claim your line, and record yourself saying the line or something around what the line says.

Please try to say your line in about the same time it takes the character in the episode to say their line.

You can also claim sound effects, which are intermittent throughout the episode.


Happy recording! I know this is a big undertaking, but you can claim more than one line. Try to limit it to 3.


An example would be:

"I'm claiming line 22."
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13aX3QME20E


Have fun!
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[ATM] Ace Thruster Monthly

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It's yrev very good to see you again old friend

Get in her special agents and report on your field assignments
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S9, E24 & E25 & E26

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It's time again for our final scheduled episode discussion thread.

Today's episodes are “The Ending of the End parts 1 and 2" by Nicole Dubuc & Michael Vogel, and "The Last Problem" by Josh Haber

Synopsss:

"A villainous alliance unleashes their unified might on Equestria and it's up to the Mane Six to save the kingdom."

and

"Years from now, Princess Twilight is visited by a student with a friendship problem. As she attempts to solve it, she looks back on the times she and the Mane Six spent together."
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>"Hey, Anon!"
>"Pull my finger!"
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>>10000000

soon
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/mlp/ Secret Santa 2018 Thread #36: STILL CHRISTMAS edition

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IT’S TIME EVERYBUCKER! Cards and gifts should have/REALLY should be arriving and the holiday is hella-here! Are you prepared for this years Grinch Genocide??

>What is this?
Secret Santa is a holiday gift and card exchange where you shop for and send cheer to another Anon! Once a year we all act just a little less horrible to each other. Very keen emphasis on “little.”

>BUT IT ISN'T EVEN CHRISTMAS YET REEEE!!!!
IT IS NOW!

>Still confused?
Please be sure to give the FAQ a look if you are new or have any questions! It covers a fair bit. Also consider looking at previous threads through Desuarchive to see gifts and cards from years past.

>But it's not even New Years Eve yet
Wait...

>General info and FAQ
https://pastebin.com/hqP9wvT3 (embed)

>Things to remember
December 1st - 10th is the suggested mailing period for domestic packages. This is only a suggestion. A highly suggested suggestion, but still; better late than a grinch. Also talk in the thread if your package is belated you big bitch.

>AAAAHHHH WHERE IS MY SANTAAAAH?!
Use your name when posting about your gifts/cards or I will carpet bomb your domicile with thumb tacks dropped from a Cessna. Some Anons just like to remain strange and quite, and may never post, but should still be taking care of you from behind the scenes.

>Giveaways
Anyone is welcome to host giveaways or games throughout the season! If you need help hosting a giveaway feel free to contact Santa Pone for assistance. Otherwise GO CLOP YOURSELF OUT!

>12 Days of Horsemas Giveaways
Every day from December 1st-12th Santa Pone will be randomly popping in to give away a goodie bag of poni poni! Although I’m pretty sure it’s stopping now, right?

Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: [email protected]

Latecomers registration has officially closed and assignments have already been mailed!

Latecomers organizer email for all your Holiday needs: [email protected]


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