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>"Anon, as you may have heard, Equestria is in a tight spot with Saddle Arabia diplomacy-wise. Sorry we had to do this to you, but as you know, the Sultans of Saddle Arabia have a taste for the exotic, and we already agreed to exchange you as a slave as a friendly gesture. N-now, I know you'll probably be upset, since we didn't ask for your permission and this is rather sudden, but keep in mind that you're saving thousands of lives that would have been lost in a likely war! You're doing this for the good of Equestria, for your friends! So, you had best pack your things—we're leaving at sunrise tomorrow. S-see you tomorrow, Anon."
So, I'm working on a neat little story revolving around the GOAT man and his journey to Equestria. Enjoy.
”What I'm SAYING, 'Princess' Celestia, is that you a privileged pony, and, therefore, depraved of intellect and heart,” you spit at an increasingly frustrated-looking white mare >You are Mikhail Bakunin >And you have been in Equestria for a grand total of three days >You still have no clue how it happened >One minute, you were at the Internationale, in an impassioned flame war with that fat fucking Jew Marx >Then, the next minute, you were standing next to some pastel-colored pony in a treehouse library
>After both parties (you and the ponies, that is) got over their mutual shock at your arrival, you both found yourselves incredibly enthusiastic at the prospect of sharing your cultures with other sapient creatures >That is, until you discovered the horrid political and socioeconomic structure of this God-forsaken place >A literal theocratic feudal absolute monarchy featuring clearly divided races and classes >What the fuck did these tyrannical thugs think they were doing? >And to think, for a second there you thought you had stumbled across a legitimate utopia
>You delicately brought up your concerns with the purple alicorn (she calls herself “Twilight Sparkle”, though you've taken to calling her, “Ruthless Murdering and Enslaving Perpetrator of a Massively Corrupt Society”) >You had to make sure to only subtly and inoffensively broach the topic, so you started with some small chit-chat ”How could you possibly justify holding a flagrantly oppressive and authoritarian position? Have you no soul?” >To you shock, she actually took offense to that, despite how much you watered-down your usually venomous passion >After that innocuous question, you both got in a heated argument revolving around political philosophy, religious philosophy, moral philosophy, and classical music >For the record, you are both strongly in favor of classical music
Ive been away from the board for around 7 months and I come back to find not 1, not 2, but 3 threads dedicated to single writefags and their huge ass titanic fucking greens
Heart of war, hunter anon and time after time
So tell me /mlp/ are these actually good stories or are they just massive pieces of writen autism like End of Ponies?
Do you actually like them? I mean they have to at least be decent to justify their dedicated threads
We've accomplished a lot, but the adventures are just beginning!
>>33549981 >>33549992 >>33549998 >>33549999 >>33550002 >>33550015 >>33550021 >>33550047 >>33550053 >>33550577 Watching the two ponies cooking really inspires you, and you decide you want to make a big feast later, if that's possible! Maybe that nice looking Mare can help you out? "Leaflet, lets stop in here for a second!" you call to him, heading into the room. As you enter, the small pink pony looks over and notices you, gasping. "A DRAGON!" She says, skipping over excitedly as she hops in front of you. "Hi hi, can you breathe fire?" She asks, eyes twinkling. The mare behind her notices you as well, waving a hoof. "That's no way to introduce yourself." She calls to the small pink one. She looks back, before looking back up at you, still jumping in place. "I'm Cake Pop! Okay, can you breathe fire now?" The older mare puts her hoof on her face, smiling a little. "Nice to meet you as well, I'm Cinnamon. Welcome to the kitchen."
As an unfortunate result of the leaks, we weren't able to do this for S8, but with the first teaser dropping and leaks only being minor, we can do it again for this ninth and final season of MLP:FiM.
With 87 suggestions gathered, it's time to make our pick and vote to fill out the S9 Bingo Card.
Form will be up until Monday, results will be posted shortly after it closes. Also be sure to check out the Mega-Bingo Card, which I believe still had a handful of tiles missing. >>33561558
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
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>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
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