Cringe/rage thread gentlemen, post your shit in here.

>drop redpills on critical flaws with the show and the fandom
>nothing but "Muh bait" and strawman buzzword responses
What's your excuses? Why is this fandom so fuckawful at dealing with criticism?

Tonight's my bachelor party! Can I get some sexy pony and/or EQG pics to celebrate?

JohnJoseco did it again

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>Emerald speaks to the two guides, and they offer to help him find some potion ingredients.
>They find ingredients for Slippery and Sticky potions, which they store away for later use.
>Emerald asks Joyride about the wasps, and apparently Emerald is supposed to be used as bait. Wasps need male genetic material to breed, and will of course, chase him.
>They reach the jungle and then set up camp.
>Emerald speaks with Loupe and Nishan more, learning a bit about the zebra's past and religion.
>Emerald asks to see some interesting plants, and Loupe takes Emerald around to find some.
>Emerald decides to try and bed Loupe.

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>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

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Welcome aboard the SS Spicy I'll be your captain and I promise I'll only drunkenly crash the ship a few times near the end of the voyage though we may need to take a month or so to restructure afterwards.
You play as Horsey, a multitalented, multifaceted, multisexual horse on an adventure to save his town!
Wait... You're saying the town was already destroyed?
Well fuck what's the point?
I guess there's still monstrous demons to stop or something who even CARES about that, let 'em take over that's what I say.
But not what you say, and so the adventure continues!

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Lewd EQG thread?
Lewd EQG thread!

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I'm looking for fap stories about the equastria girls. What's the best resource? I only find tons of fanfics that contain romance and kissing but no sex.