>>26679521'...So, uh, Shining Armor, I have the info you want.'
>So you do!... that's not all, is it?'Well... no. You see, while my wife is getting stories and making buddies with Pennydrop and having a silly old time, I'm... um...'
>...'...I haven't even been seen since before the orange one went insane.'
>Ohhhh... okay!'So then, would you mind...'
Pointedly, he wiggled his tail.
>No problem!With a skip, the stallion approached the griffon king.
And, in an almost ironic move, it was the king who bowed.
Internally, Siegfried began to scream.
>So, what are you looking for? Siegfried just wanted an update.'Ugh, really son? Have some pride! I want at least two stories, and one with a new character I haven't met yet, if it's possible!... See, son? That's how you-oof!-How you bargain!'
The internal screaming got louder and louder as Shining settled in to place.
>Done and done!'Thank yooooouuuGNNNNN! GAH! N-not so rough...'
>Don't tell me how to work.'Y-yessiirrrrr
There was a pop.
Siegfried hit the floor.
Blood started pouring out of his ears.
And there was silence.
>...So, uh, should we stop?'Oh hell no, I'm not losing my screentime because he saw sometTHIIINGNGNGNGNGHH! NGH! NG!'
>That's what I thought.Even in his dreams...
Siegfried could hear it.