Quoted By: >>28680036 >>28680252 >>28680292
>tfw not a waifufag
>tfw no ball and chain
>tfw superior mommyfag
>tfw I get to equestria and have a mompone to dote on me and take care of me
>tfw when mompone will call me cute names like sweetie and pumpkin
>tfw she will babytalk me all the time and make a big deal over little acomplishments
>tfw she will kiss me on the forehead and kiss my booboos
>tfw she will protect me, feed me, and clothe me
>tfw never have to make a decision about clothes since mompone will dress me
>tfw no job but still living awesome
>tfw I will be able to play all day with mompone in the park unlike infeiror waifupone
>tfw I will be loved platoniclly and purely
>tfw mompone will teach me all about Equestria via homeschooling
>tfw having a mommypone is objectively superior to having a waifupone
Feels good being awesome.
>tfw no ball and chain
>tfw superior mommyfag
>tfw I get to equestria and have a mompone to dote on me and take care of me
>tfw when mompone will call me cute names like sweetie and pumpkin
>tfw she will babytalk me all the time and make a big deal over little acomplishments
>tfw she will kiss me on the forehead and kiss my booboos
>tfw she will protect me, feed me, and clothe me
>tfw never have to make a decision about clothes since mompone will dress me
>tfw no job but still living awesome
>tfw I will be able to play all day with mompone in the park unlike infeiror waifupone
>tfw I will be loved platoniclly and purely
>tfw mompone will teach me all about Equestria via homeschooling
>tfw having a mommypone is objectively superior to having a waifupone
Feels good being awesome.