Horsecock tictac to victory edition

>what is this
A virtual divegrass competition of AI vs AI representing memes and boards of 4chan
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Frequently_Asked_Questions
Get the group stages and all that here: http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2017_4chan_Winter_Cup

>where?
It's on front page of Shitbox, you can't miss it http://derpy.me/dix3h

>When does /mlp/ play?
Next Saturday, but stick around for comfy

Today's matches
>/mlp/ vs /an/
/jp/ vs /mu/
/gd/ vs /f/
/c/ vs /int/
/e/ vs /d/
/tv/ vs /toy/
/v/ vs /vp/
/p/ vs /b/

Hyp vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ec-1AlfmcQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjCmCOadJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysR2Gm3whRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6K9iaBbdAU

>Rainbow Dash isn't attractive
>At least not to ponies
>Her eye color
>Her rainbow mane and tail caused by some rare genetic defect
>Her muzzle is just a little to short

Anyone remember this prompt and the subsequent greens?

Howdy, partner!

What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.


The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:

~~~~~

>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

~~~~~

Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.

If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.

If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.

If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.

Thread 170! Thirty away from the bonus stage!

A lewd CYOA
A pegasus filly with a knack for finding things named Hidden Gem and her best friend Dusty Miller, a young moth-pony colt, have teamed up with Crystal Lattice, a local town creep and aspiring amateur alchemist to try to save their town from going crazy after something on a hill top begins to make household objects come to life, and may possibly be driving ponies crazy.
Thus far these brave foals have managed to defeat a vacuum cleaner, save Gem's mother from a chest of drawers and managed to tie up Dusty's mom who seems like she is under some sort of mind-control. These unlikely heroes just managed to bring Dusty's mom over to Gem's mother ,so Gem's mom can keep an eye on her.
This is where your adventure continues.

https://www.anonpone.com/landfall/

Hidden Gem HP: 94
[Actions]
-Bash 20 accuracy 85%
-Drop bash 30 accuracy 60%
-Sky defend accuracy 80%
-Defend accuracy 90%
-Static charge (Interrupt enemy attack Must obtain cloud first) accuracy 70%
Items:
-cheese stick
-cookie
-goggles(half equipped)
-scarf (equipped)
-bat (equipped)
-walkie talkie

Dusty Miller HP:70
[Actions]
-Bash 10 accuracy 80%
-Intercept (Block enemy attack taking 50% of the damage it would deal) 70%
-Sky defend accuracy 90%
-Observe accuracy 100%
Items:
-Flashlight
-walkie talkie
-cheese stick
-cookie
-baseball cards
-frying pan (equipped)
-Shin Guards
-Hearts and hooves Day card (From Hidden Gem)
-Notebook & Pen

Crystal Lattice HP:120
[Actions]
>Buck 10 60%
>Tackle 5 40% (20% to grapple)
>Potion ?
>Swipe 5 80% only counters attackers
Items:
-Rolling Pin (equipped)
-Cyto-Crash Alpha X6 (causes rapid biological changes that hinder the enemy)
-Crag X3 (Turns you into a rocky pony)
-mammoth X1 (Makes you big and hairy)
-Nightwing X2 (Makes you more Bat like)
-Delve X3 (Makes you more fish like)
-Tangle (Sprouts vines from the ground) X2
-mist (makes you into a cloud entity) X1

In Crystal's car:
-LacrosseStick

ponies are altright now.

motherboard.vice wrote an article about pony nationalism and a furred reich.

I think this means Trump will make Equestria real

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/pony-nationalism-and-the-furred-reich-inside-the-alt-furrys-online-zoo?trk_source=homepage-lede

Inventory & Spells: http://pastebin.com/D5PzFgGv
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/coltquest/
Discord: https://discord.gg/tpXEvSn

Previous Thread...

>Ruby and her roommates have dinner, and then Ruby goes to sleep.
>Rat and Ruby go to fence their goods, and get a good 2k bits for their trouble.
>Rat goes off with his share and leaves Ruby behind, telling her that her share is in the gem she put in her earring.
>Ruby goes and does some pickpocketing, and then buys ingredients for a soup which she makes.
>She then goes to the warehouses by the docks and sees Sleepy those doesn't interact with him.
>Instead she goes and steals some medicine from the warehouses.
>She then returns "home" to find Barber. After a short conversation Sleepy returns, and it seems Rat is nowhere to be found.
>Sleepy goes to track down Rat.

Continued in the next post...

Has there been a pony that sells jewelry or gems on the show? Or a blacksmith? Or a craftsman or crafts seller? Source would be very appreciated.

Last thread: >>29011371

Welcome to the official Equestria Girls Edits thread. The primary objective of this thread is to create, share and ultimately dump decent vector edits of the girls. You can post your own edits, take requests from anons lurking or either make your own requests in hope some editfag takes it and doesn't mess it up.


Contributors are welcome to join and collaborate.
By the way, please consider these tips before posting:
>It is encouraged to create 2 versions of every pic: one with the girl(s) in underwear/lingerie and another naked.
>Post here the one with underwear and upload the naked one to imgur.
>Links to imgur should be direct. Don't link to a imgur page, use the direct image link.
>Use some vectoring software like Illustrator, Inkscape, Photoshop, Gimp, etc. Avoid using Paint.
>It is not required to make the edits barefoot. By the way, every good work is much appreciated.
>Requests are marked with a "/r/" in the post subject.
>If you tell someone you're willling to take some request, finish the job you lazy faggot.
>Your first edit will probably suck. Don't give up. Listen to the comments and keep trying.

Tip for requesters:
>Be patient. It takes a while to complete a picture.

Post, share, edit and enjoy!

Imgur Album:
http://imgur.com/a/46UVO

The Queen Chrysalis and Changeling thread...
"War is Hell" Edition
>NEW BUGS STRICTLY VERBOTEN

>previous bread
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28952948/

>/bug/ pastebin
http://pastebin.com/PjB4LKgd

>discord server:
http://discord.gg/raXueZA

Applejack thread?