Hey /mlp/, how did you get into the show?
A friend of mine on Steam sent me a link to the pony.movs and I decided to watch the show, one episode after another.

>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and your daughter's been foalnapped!
>To that end, you've infiltrated the palace during a diplomatic gala and have managed to get a private audience with the princess.
>But your talk with Celestia was interrupted by an assassination attempt.

Archives: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/anotherday

Characters: http://pastebin.com/RVB0Hjqp

>"Who sent you?" Celestia warns once more, her dagger drawing ever closer to the changeling's wing.
>"N-nothing you can do can make me talk!" the changeling snaps back.
>The growing concern in her eyes, though, tells a different story. To be honest, it looks like the Princess is fully prepared to carry out her threat.
>"Y-you don't scare me!"
>That's enough intimidation, you figure. It's time to play good guard again, and you quickly step back in to pry the Princess away from the changeling.
"Princess, you can't just cut up prisoners! We don't do that! We're better than that!"
>The Princess just grumbles but she steps away for a moment, leaving you and the changeling who's desperately trying to hide the fact that she's two steps away from dropping a brick in her metaphorical pants.

Input action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RufPvxVvtWI

Attention faggots. I'm going to objectively judge your annoying little pony show because apparently I'm the only non-autistic faggot here who knows how to identify charm, suaveness and quality in a personality.
You'll probably feel inferior and jealous towards my superiority and try to deny and shun it like the usual uncreative, anti-subtlety fags which you are.

So without further insults to your autism, I will review your pony show. Give me 30 minutes.

Time for our dose of cuddly bughorses!

A virgin Rainbow Dash is worth $2,500,000.

A slut Rainbow Dash is worth $200.

The "we cant keep our own thread bumped" edition of EQGEdits.

Imgur Album:
http://imgur.com/a/46UVO

OP Image:
https://m.imgur.com/a/ne7EA

I'm trying to masturbate to cartoon horses less to let my poor penis heal after years of pony fueled abuse, but its near impossible.

If I stop, I fall so far behind. A trip to derpibooru has pages of glorious pony plot, and I'm beyond obsessed.

How do you stop clopping?

This is the kind of manchild behind every post on this board, the kind of people you are talking to. Every single day.

https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23997916/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/text/chocolate%20milk/type/op/

Do you really expect to get any discussion out of retards? They have problems talking about their day, family, job, let alone discuss writing, storytelling, story concepts, ideas, world design like /tg/ and /co/ were born for.

You can't expect good things out of this board. This board is more random and pathetic than /b/, [s4s] and [r9k].