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>I'll tell ya what I'm gonna give ya, Anon. >I'm gonna give ya to the count of 10 to get your lyin', greasy, fat, no-good butt out my front door before I pound your guts full of hooves.
Derpibooru is just like North Korea, where free speech is non-existent and you either adhere to the expectations of the admins or you get banned. My artwork does not violate any rules yet they were deleted and I got banned for 2 months. That's equivalent to 1/6 of a year, 1/600 of our life. This is utter rubbish and the admin is clearly an autiatic fuckface. This is why I'm declaring war on derpibooru. Feel free to join the forces of the Anti-Derpibooru Coalition.
There is no such thing as being neutral. You are either for us or against us. If you are for us, good. If you are against us and despite all this still think that derpibooru is the best site in existence, you ought to go fuck yourself. And if you go by the name of "Tumblr feminism is a joke", please do humanity a favor and light yourself up on fire.
>the tall brush around you sways in the breeze >your body lowers to the ground and your senses paint a picture of your surroundings >"Lyra? Lyra where are you?" >the sweet voice of Bon Bon echos slightly >you see her mane slightly through the grass as she looks about >you bolt to the right, silent like a shadow, speed of a striking serpent >stopping abruptly behind a large tree you peek ever so slightly at her >she moves away what is she doin? >your eyes dart to the house 20 feet away, the short grass will leave you exposed briefly >you risk it across as she turns towards the small clearing >"Where is that pony?" Bon Bon hesitantly continues away >you leap up the side wall, using a windowsill to boost up to the roof >silently gripping theclay tiles you sneak a peek over the spine of the roof >there she is >15 meters away, in the middle of the town square >leaping across 2 houses you close the gap >5 meters, easy enough range to pounce on hm? shes not moving, just standing there... >no matter, you will get her this time >you brace against the roof tiles flexing your legs, they burn and ache with the pressure >exploding from the house as full force, you crush the tiles creating an explosion of clay and dust >you have her now! you have finally caught her off guard! >blasting onto the road you create a 7 foot wide crater >an illusion?! >you feel the air currents shift behind you >you cant react quick enough, you've made a fatal flaw! >your eyes can only widen as you see your end draw near in the shape of a candy colored pony closing in on you >your vision goes black, it is all over ... ... >"Lyra.. Lyra. LYRA!" >you jolt awake trapped in bon bons hug >"i win" her smile makes your heart flutter yea... >she boops your nose as she eases her grasp on you >"ok lets go, ive a new recipe I want to cook" >she trots away home >and sadly now your the one who has to clean up fin... its my first story guys, go easy on me please ^-^
Welp lads, I just went ahead and dropped some cash on a silicone pony vagina. Already have had a Mary for a year and a half and wanted to try the new one that they had. Got plenty of use out of my Mary and looking forward to this one. Sugar Star thread I guess?
