This is the story of a quiet, courteous and organized mare named Sharp “Twitch" Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and is now slowly patching her life back together with the help of her friendly neighborhood mob operation.

Last time, Tally had fun at her new job and met a trio of new friends. Meanwhile, Sharp was off having a blast questioning a couple of uncooperative police officers.

Last Thread: >>27027238

Castlist: http://pastebin.com/eSW5Hevs

Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/dirty/

Finally finished Lewd: http://pastebin.com/NPMcQDWT apologies if you find it sub-par for the delivery time

>>20445414 is kill

General thread for ongoing MLP Persona quest/cyoa/whatever you want to call it, as well as relevant horse, persona, and horseona pics/discussion.

Welcome to the Velvet Room.
To come to Equestria, you have had to discard your true self.
You must embark on a journey where you will form new bonds with others, through which the true self will be revealed.
We only ask one thing before you join us.
That you accept full responsibility for the choices you make.
For ye chooseth this fate of your own free will...

Current Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/Etf0a4E6

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>You turn around and see the orange-err, apple horse from yesterday.
>”Applejack? Why she’s right in front of ya! Don’tcha got eyes?”
>You scream internally at the elderly mare, but your murderous rage is quelled when you get a good look at AJ.
>Something about her really seems different from when you met her at the castle.
>Perhaps it’s the fresh sweat from a hard morning’s work causing her face to glisten in the sunlight.
>She seems so confident and strong, but also feminine and graceful.
>It’s as though she gained 10 years of maturity and experience the moment she stepped back on to the soil of her farm.
>You briefly recall spike mentioning about how every pony finds something in their life that they were “meant to do”. You thought it sounded like an absurd fatalist platitude at the time, but right now…
>You wouldn’t have any doubt if someone told you that this is what Applejack was born to do. In fact you’re sure of it.
>Or maybe she’s in heat and your pony body is picking up crazy horse pheromones. Who knows?
>AJ gently prods you with her hoof. “What’s the matter? Cat got yer tongue, sugarcube?”
“OH Hey AJ, I’m hungry. I mean… I’m anonymous. It’s me.
“Twilight gave me the horse necklace.”
“I am still hungry though.”
>”Horse Necklace?” AJ looks down at your neck. “Ah, I see. Some kinda spell. I thought you seemed familiar. Go ahead an’ take that silly thing off. Apple Family will take you just as you are, thank you kindly.”

Just curious. What's your opinion on bat ponies?

>"D-dad, can you tell me how make friends?"

BRING YOUR MOTHER TO THE PROM IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE EDITION


>"But what if she says no?"
"It doesn't matter honey, remember that one stallion that came with his mother to the prom"
>"Mom, that was Joe, he has the story of every girl she dates, every one gets her dougnut punched"
"...What does that mean?"
>"I... really don't know, but i'm still nervious about all of this"
"Don't worry a thing honey, i have the guest that she will come to you and all will go ok?"
>"Do you really think that mom?"
"Of course i do honey, but just remember, it's just a dance. Have fun, dance a little, Everything will be fine"
>"Oh, i love you mom"
"I love you too honey"

Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others...)
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Trippy_Shippy:
http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp

Crimson:
http://pastebin.com/u/Crimson_King

Blue Feather:
http://pastebin.com/u/Blue_Featherpen

AfterHours:
http://pastebin.com/u/AfterHours

SomeFag:
http://pastebin.com/u/ViolinPlayer

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Celestia unbirths Anonymous:
http://pastebin.com/u/Unbirthusiast

Freud would be proud: (CYOA)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP

Celestia breastfeeds:
http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

Ten years
http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM

You may buy only one, the rest will be sent to a glue factory.

You made it to Equestria!

Equestria has awaken latent powers within you.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

But with powers comes a shift in your alignment
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=ralign
(first alignment listed is your alignment)

Will you live peacefully in Equestria or will you cause incidents and be dealt with?

What the fuck was that?
Why is Celestia acting like that?

Bumplimit reached on >>21824697 so like a shameless bastard, here's the new one.

Pastebin for catching up: http://pastebin.com/TwKJ6LvH

Summary:
*Anon is a slacker with a few part time jobs
*Sci Twi (whom Anon knew a little in high school) shows up asking to crash for the night
* Turns out Sci Twi has discovered freaky shit which may involve another 'Twilight Sparkle' out there and other stuff
* Twi and Anon are pursued by mysterious corporate ninja types, who may be run by Thomas "Flash" Gentry, also vaguely known by Twi and Anon in high school
* Twi's older brother (Det. Lance Sparkel) and Uncle Enzo (Anon's dispatcher from the town car service he works part-time at) become involved.
* Shit blows up
* Fleeing occurs
* and here we are.

onward
- mook