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>You are Anonymous, a human (insert gender here) resident of Equestria; more specifically, the lower-east side of Manehattan (lower cost of living, good restaurants, not much more crime than any city back on...Ee-yarth? Anyway... >You've been living in Equestria for about 5 years now. Looking back, it was a pretty rough start, but thanks to (insert waifu/husbando name here) the time just flew by. Before you knew it, you had a stable income, a bomb-ass bachelor/bachelorette pad, and you had finally asked you long-time crush on a magical first date. That was 2 years ago, tonight. >You feel for the small box in your pocket, and smile a bit to yourself. Tonight is THE night. >But it's odd...you can't shake this feeling that something isn't right. >Wait...it's 9:52...and you were supposed to meet at 9:00 on the dot. Huh...it isn't like (insert waifu/husbando name here) to be this late without calling.
*Ring ring* >Ah, there we go. "Eh, I was wondering when yo-" >"Your special somepony is safe...for now, Anonymous. If you want them to stay that way, you'd best do exactly as I say..."
0- Break down the CMC clubhouse, and burn the remains. 1- Kill one of Fluttershy's animals and place its head in her bed. 2- Burn down Twilight Sparkle's library. 3- Rob the Sugarcube Corner Bakery during the lunch rush. 4- Break into the Carousel Boutique and cut all the dresses to ribbons. 5- Set fire to Sweet Apple Acres, and shoot Winona, the family dog. 6- Poison Princess Celestia. 7- Poison Princess Luna. 8- Rape Rainbow Dash, and break one of her wings. 9- Frame Zecora for theft/murder. Dubs- Pay exorbitant ransom Trips- Wait, you recognize that voice...it's...!!!!
Can you do it Anon? For your pone? To your pone, if the roll is particularly bad?
prpltnkr: so me and my friend were walking down the street talking about whatever, a movie or something, when a bus pulled up beside us and a bunch of people wearing 'DOWN WITH BRONIES' shirts got off...
>Emerald decides to head to the cave with the pheromone mushrooms in it at the request of Joyride. >They travel to the cave. >Inside the cave Emerald finds some dogtags from a pony named "Cherry Chiffon". >Emerald and Joyride find the mushroom, as well as a passed out predator known as a Jackknife bird. >Joyride gathers the materials as Emerald keeps watch. >A slime approaches and "threatens" them. >The slime is revealed to be a navy slime, a creature that survives on semen. >Emerald manages to distract the creature long enough for Joyride to collect all the mushrooms. She freezes the slime and the pair leave. >After some discussion, Emerald decides he wants to go west, using Joyride's desire for Giant Jungle Wasp Royal Jelly as an excuse. >Emerald offers to help prepare for the journey, so Joyride gives him a list of items to buy and some bits. >Some of the items can only be bought at a shadier dealership, and Joyride tells him where one such place is. >Emerald runs into a drug dealer on the way, but says no to drugs. >Emerald finds the store and enters, but apparently some of the ingredients Joyride wants are illegal.
>Emerald asks for an aging potion, but ultimately decides against it because of the cost. >Joyride mentions needing help getting the mushrooms for her Libido Potion. >Emerald decides to start learning Goat Magic, and even finds some of Joyride's old spellbooks. >Emerald buys a spellbooks as well as a book on focuses so that Joyride can make him one. >Emerald returns to Hope's place and makes a cake, as well as having a nice conversation with Delilah. >Hope doesn't come back from work she said she would, and Emerald freaks out. >He writes a message to Hope and sends it via dragonfire, then returns to Joyride's place. >She coaxes him into a milking. >Hope ends up being okay, and sends him a letter. >Joyride agrees to make a focus out of his spellbook (as well as one additional focus). >Emerald returns to Hope's and finds out that she is leaving for a relief effort in the warzone. >They spend their last night together before Emerald sees her off at the Ponycare HQ. >Joyride is there too to say goodbye. >QM gets sick and fails to update the thread before it crashes below Page 10.
>So what is this thread about? Pretty much this thread is about anon owning a pony as a slave. He can do whatever he wishes, be it nice and not abusing or the complete opposite.
If you're going to be writing some green, please name yourself. It will be easier to keep track of your story.
