Why doesn't Hasbro just hire fans to write for the show if the current writers suck?

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>Emerald takes a nibble of the strange corn, and then takes some of the food back to the Outpost.
>Emerald goes to the church to explore it.
>It's got some creepy stuff inside it.
>Emerald takes a candle and a bag he found, and also he a key he found by taking off of a body in a coffin in the basement. He also finds an odd book.
>Emerald goes upstairs and sees a reception area.

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>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.

Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy
Add for Skype: flutter.priest

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>How do I start writing?
Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person and preface your lines with ‘>’. This is what turns normal text into greentext.

Writing Guides:
http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
http://pastebin.com/r6dTpd3j

This triggers me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcuO34ssEMg

What a fucking faggot.

The king of PTS has returned!!

Rules:

Add me on Skype.
It's time for a WhoovesAnon Wednesday faggots!
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Profit!

This is the story of a quiet, courteous and organized mare named Sharp “Twitch" Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies, and is slowly patching her life back together with the help of her friendly neighborhood mob operation.

Last time, "Twitch" began work on her latest job for Kismet, catching a policeman named Trip Wire, and Sharp enjoyed a pleasant night with her roommate Tally. Platonically.

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Castlist: http://pastebin.com/eSW5Hevs

Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/dirty/

Lewd: http://pastebin.com/iDqsQ03q
It’s coming along, I swear. However, I was lazy this week and got barely any of it done. It’s in a finished state, but lacking the polish/reworking I wanted to give it.

As suggested, we're doing something a little different today.

>Something’s tickling your nose.
>You blow hard at whatever it is, to get rid of it and try to get back to sleep.
>However, the tickle returns shortly, and you huff, begrudgingly opening your eyes to inspect the source of your troubles.
>It’s Sharp’s braid, dangling across the front of her head and brushing ever so lightly against your nose.
>You sigh in mild annoyance and tilt her chin sideways ever so slightly upwards, then flip her braid backwards before returning your hooves around her.
>While you’re awake, you figure you may as well have a little fun.
>You give the mare a squeeze, bringing your chests together for a short moment, and in that split second you rub your chest fluff against hers.
>It’s a silly gesture, one only you’ll ever know about, but it still gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling inside.
>With that on your mind and a dumb smile on your face, you snuggle back up with her and prepare to get back to bed.
>Until your alarm goes off.

Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.
Please be patient with deliveries.

Previous canvas: >>26940767

The OP header image and all other images can be found in our
>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/75vuah7y48mmr3t/AABWXaB9_bHAChb8IhZzmoara?dl=0

A list of all the drawfags who draw here can be found in the
>DRAWFAG CONTACT LIST -
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1rxZFzXtpBIkGEha_qBv_P007Xi_dGLFo_0rt8WqFRFg/pub?start=false&loop=false&delayms=3000#slide=id.p

Howdy, partner!

What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.


The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:

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>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

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Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.

If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.

If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.

If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.

Thread 130! Another big milestone, and plenty of changes to follow it!