maid very quickly and hastily

Rules as follows:
No Diapers
No Autism (as in don't be an idiot)
No Shitposting
No shitty denial circlejerking
BUMP OFTEN
NO FURFAG SHIT That means no regular show shit either
No sandland shit
No SJWs allowed (ironic or unironic. This is still going to be called TRAP tickler no matter what)
Tea party... and desserts

Anything that breaks the stuff said above should be reported on sight (I know, I know, but you might as well do your part)

http://pastebin.com/UgrPe5Vz Rules pastebin that's a must read and includes the way to the IRC (please join, it's lonely in there)

http://pastebin.com/eLpLVYTc How to avoid women

Any other thoughts on Marble you guys would like to share with us?

The last one got archived before anything eventful happened so I'm not going to link to it.
I also can't remember which number it was.

"It'll Be Our Little Secret" Edition

Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here.

>http://pastebin.com/u/BasedPastebinFucker

Everything from the last thread:
>http://pastebin.com/eW6VeL2J

Previous thread:
>>25211016

Human is not for sexual

Roll for the character that fucks you up the ass. Use futa or strapon if needed.

Important notice from the US Department of Defense

http://archive.defense.gov/home/features/video/player.aspx?rN6rVoLdHhE

http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/coltquest

FROM THE LAST THREAD:

>Giles seems to be missing.
>Emerald offers to go look for him, and Sweet Tea makes him take Praline along.
>They find Giles in the barn passed out, and are soon accosted by the transformed Stargazer.
>Praline manages to escape as Emerald acts as a distraction.
>To try and buy time, Emerald challenges the beast to try and make him come, trusting on his ring to save him.

Continued in the next post...

Now, continuation will be in the next post.

You're in a tavern. Suddenly, the door bursts open and everyone is frozen in place. Everything goes silent. The air is stagnant and your food is rotten. An old stallion tells you years have past, and you've been brought back from stone to fight the medusa that caused this mess.

Previously on Mazes and Medusas,
>You were attacked by undead
>You found Cloudsdale
>Flashbang started dying while picking herbs

Last we left off, you were threatening the client for the imp job

>Archive
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/mazes

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Last thread: >>25229137
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