>"HI Nonny! I have a message for you from Rarity!"
>Pinkie sticks out her chest, puts on a spiteful face and adopts a familiar yet certainly made-up accent
>"I've had it up to here with Sweetie Belle spending her evenings at the arcade, playing... "video games". When I said she needed a male role model, well, Anon isn't what I had in mind. He's so carefree. And lazy. And boyish, and reckless. Not to mention he thinks he's SO good with kids. I can make Sweetie laugh."
>Pinkie crosses her arms and huffs
>"I could make her laugh until she cried. I'm just busy. There's no time in my schedule for telling childish jokes to my sister."
>She huffs even louder
>"And what is WITH his hair? Frankly, it's embarrassing. Spending time with someone of his... standards... is undoubtedly bad for Sweetie."
>...
>"Anyway, he's waiting to pick her up at her piano lessons. Be a dear and relay this to him?"
>Pinkie spins around and walks five feet before tensing up
>"Oh, but take out all those mean things I said. We wouldn't want to hurt his feelings."
>Pinkie nods her head and beams in satisfaction with her accurate retelling
>Then her eyes bulge

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Alessio Cavatore is now writing a My Little Pony RPG, and has officially admitted to being a brony. Thoughts?
I'm probably gonna get banned for even posting this, but this is just as much /tg/-relevant news as it is horsefaggotry

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

You guys are fucking awful. Truly the cancer of the internet. I watched your fucking show and it's shit. It's a show for little girls. "The show has adult references" my sweaty ass it does, it's like Shrek without any creativity. "everypony" instead of everybody? Are you fucking kidding me. I watched 3 episodes of this fucking show and it was a waste of my time. You are all autistic and trying so hard to fit into something so you put yourself into this niche category so you can feel special. You're not fucking special you're just lame. You're all really fucking lame.

This show is no better than Barney or the fucking Wiggles. You are so fucking autistic it hurts. It pains me that there are so many of you faggots.

Nightly Twilight thread.

At various points throughout season 1 and 2 we've seen two particular sides to Twilight come out from time to time. There's the crazy obsessive side (Lesson Zero, It's About Time, etc.), and there's the flared temper side (Feeling Pinkie Keen, A Canterlot Wedding, etc.)

Now that Twilight is a princess, do you think we'll see these aspects of her personality in Season 4? Or do you think she'll be written to appear to have grown out of it?

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You glance over at Pinch with a look of concern. “Uh… Pinch? What do we do here?” Intrepid deliverypony you may be, but this is a little bit out of the depth of the sort of thing that you’re used to. Pinch however, is standing solidly and doesn’t react at all. Her wings are flared out and you see etches criss-crossed across her wings in gold, a brighter hue slowly creeping up their length, filling in the entire pattern. Meanwhile her face is stuck in a vicious grin while she stands there.

The spider swings a leg out, and at the apex of its swings, the leg detaches, a long line of the vermin flying out and flying towards you. It disintegrates in its arc somewhat, but as the beasties draw nearer, the world around you starts to change, and at once you’re in a massive web, looking much the same in its shape as the street before you, but dark, with webbing everywhere. The swarm of spiders starts to crawl up at you and clammer to get onto your body.

>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and your daughter's just been foalnapped!
>Are you enough of a bad-ass stallion to rescue her from the clutches of a corrupt, possible even evil, Royal Guard?
>Hell no! But that's why you brought your friends along.
>Unfortunately, while in transit to Canterlot, you've become separated from the rest of your friends.

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>You've just been rescued from the top of a Canterlot tower by a rather helpful town guard, whose already confirmed a familial relation to the Royal Guards in Ponyville.
"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!"
>You shower her with your gratitude, giving her a big hug.
>"Think nothing of it, just doing my job," the guard insists, gently easing you away. "I don't suppose you mind explaining how you wound up there? We're not going to have more ponies raining from the sky, are we?"
"I...um, I hope not. I mean, I'm not entirely sure how I wound up there either."

What do you tell the guard? And what shall you do about finding the rest of your friends?