Everyone is always talking about le uglo Season 9 faces even though they are more like Season 1 faces restored, but noone is talking about Season 1 side mouths. Look at them pnonies.

You're on a date with your waifu. It's going well and she invites you back to her place. She leads you up to her room, says she has a fun game in store, reaches under her bed, and pulls out the Monopoly box.
How do you proceed?

Guys, I'm kinda scared that somewhere in the future Hasbro might actually associate Trixie with transgenderism like in a promotional material, in a piece of merchandise or on their social media accounts. Even if kind of subtly. I think it actually will happen; it's not about if, but about when, I think. I mean, they associated Derpy with muffins (also with the Symbiot plushie), Dr. Whooves with time travel and so on. And then, if it happens, Trixiefags will be fucking ded. Maybe in G6? Oh God...

Teaching kids the mentally ill, the evil and the unrepentant should be forgiven or have olive branches extended out to them is inexcusably wrong. Imagine if society just forgave Joseph Stalin or said serial killers are misunderstood silly little boys.

Oohhho hohoho are you finally going to do something supervillainous instead of just Dolores Umbridge tier?
And he did jackshit.

What was that one word I absolutely hate seeing in fanfics? oh yeah le SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHH.

So you moronic gen-Zers who never watched media in your life are probably wondering what the fuck was he trying to do there.
1) Get the heroes in a chokehold to hold them down
1A) Get the heroes in a chokehold to drag them into an abyss or portal
2) Extract their powers

The way he reacted however when Twilight saved them was Star Trek choreography tier. Ergo no reaction. If it was a battle of wits and tactics where they must wait their turn I'd understand, but it isn't. He doesn't even try to break her shield or drag her with his levitation magic.

You'd know what I'm talking about if you ever watched media or had any experience in it. At this point you'd probably ask me what's the over the shoulder move at the cinema when you're with your girlfriend, you zoom zooms's experience is that of a social outcast cause that's what happens when society collapses onto itself.

Brand new series + combined marketing of all the generations
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Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

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>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?

The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history. Quite literally as of now.

Post best filly!

Why does nobody remember him?

EFNW is this weekend on Seattle's east side and I haven't seen any posts about it.

Any anons planning on going?