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Feelin' like forever ago this all thing sprouted up. Was so simple at the start, wasn't it? Ah' bugged Celly about somethin' wrong with Equestria, we'd talk about how there weren't two whole brain cells full o' competence between the whole of Ponyville, Canterlot and the Crystal Empire combined.
Remember how it all started?
>So, wait, why am Ah a princess again? >Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free healthcare I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
Came right outta nowhere, but Ah' thought that'd be the most of it.
And then that buggy nuisance showed up with her whole hive in tow, and a'fore ya' knew what was happenin', princes were gettin' deposed, robots were invadin', parties were turnin' into warzones, giant monsters were gettin' let outta their cages and stompin' through the world, and Ah'm not even gettin' started on Partyland or this here recent mess.
We've been through a lot, ain't we? Met some new friends, got us some new foes, found out some shockin' things buried right under our noses, turns out there's some crazy stuff out in that ocean, just kept discovering a whole lotta things about this here big world. Everyone's got a story in here, turns out. Big or small, they've all got a tale, and Ah'll be damned iffin' all of 'em ain't a bit special in their own ways....
