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Come join in on Anon's adventures in his new school and see if he has what it takes to woo the ladies or will her remain a beta for the remainder of his high school life
>"Today the great and powerful Trixie has decided to invite you over to her house." "Are you serious?" >"Trixie is most serious. Trixie is a very gracious host, there shall be cheese and crackers and games for us to play." "Why me?" >"Trixie does not need a reason. Trixie could have invited one of her numerous other friends but instead she chose to invite you, you should be grateful." "Well, I did have some homework I wanted to catch up on, but, sure I'll show up I guess." "Good, Trixie will meet with you outside the school near the statue." >You slogged through your classes. You'd have to forgo homework another day.. How many more days would you let this pile up? >Finally after glaring at the clock for the past hour you were finally released. >You made your way through the mess and crowds. Sure enough right by the statue was Trixie lightly tapping her foot looking around expectantly.
Feelin' like forever ago this all thing sprouted up. Was so simple at the start, wasn't it? Ah' bugged Celly about somethin' wrong with Equestria, we'd talk about how there weren't two whole brain cells full o' competence between the whole of Ponyville, Canterlot and the Crystal Empire combined.
Remember how it all started?
>So, wait, why am Ah a princess again? >Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free healthcare I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
Came right outta nowhere, but Ah' thought that'd be the most of it.
And then that buggy nuisance showed up with her whole hive in tow, and a'fore ya' knew what was happenin', princes were gettin' deposed, robots were invadin', parties were turnin' into warzones, giant monsters were gettin' let outta their cages and stompin' through the world, and Ah'm not even gettin' started on Partyland or this here recent mess.
We've been through a lot, ain't we? Met some new friends, got us some new foes, found out some shockin' things buried right under our noses, turns out there's some crazy stuff out in that ocean, just kept discovering a whole lotta things about this here big world. Everyone's got a story in here, turns out. Big or small, they've all got a tale, and Ah'll be damned iffin' all of 'em ain't a bit special in their own ways....
